Robau invented looking cool while standing in the corner of a room.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop
And the ram in the ram-a-hot-chick-hard-with-his-ding-dong.
Captain Robau also invented standing and corners just so he could invent looking cool while standing in the corner of a room.
Robau just plain invented CORNERS.
Robau CAN believe it's not butter!
Robau uses Pierre as his first name when ever he is feeling a little French. Which is why Pierre is given as his first name in the novelization.
Robau is not your steppin' stone. You are Robau's steppin' stone.
Robau killed the radio star. Robau killed a lot of things.
Robau shot the sheriff. Then he shot the deputy just to see the look on his face.
Robau has no sympathy for the devil.
In fact, he kicks the shit out of him every chance he gets.
In fact, he kicks the shit out of him every chance he gets.
Robau wrote The Porpoise Song. And then promplty hunted them all to extinction while playing it on massive woofers.
When Jerry Lee Lewis wrote Great Balls of Fire his inspiration came from Robau.
And not figuratively.
And not figuratively.
A time-traveling Robau with a huge hummer and a beer buzz is the reason the human genome is so badass and complicated.
Captain Robau is ruler of the universe by right. SO START BOWING DOWN BEFORE HIM BITCHES!
Robau sneezes and every single woman on the planet has an orgasm.
Every single PERSON has an orgasm, sex and sexuality notwithstanding. Heterosexual men have orgasms- this is ROBAU we're talking about.
^ Point taken!
Robau's got a ticket to ride.
And he don't care.
And he don't care.
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