Robau IS the ultimate goal of the Eugenics Wars.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Robau took THE WOMEN!!!
Robau makes pudding out of the blood of his dead enemies.
In Robau Union, road forks you...after beating your ass senseless.
He then burned then burned them down for their insulance.
Robau also had a zero percent success rate at the suicide prevention hot-line.
Just speaking to him made everyone feel even more insignificant and worthless.
Just speaking to him made everyone feel even more insignificant and worthless.
Captain Robau would make one hell of a used car salesman as customers would buy anything from him just to save themselves from being vaporized by his death glare.
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In the novelization, Captain Robau's first name is Pierre.
It's a fact.
It's a fact.
But he only uses that as his first name when he's feeling a little French.
Robau's favorite city on Earth is San Diego. You'd best not make fun of the sign that says "America's Finest City". Because it is. So STFU.
The Kwisatz Haderach wishes he was Robau.
Robau's uniform is woven from the fabric of time. If he crosses his legs, we get eaten by dinosaurs.
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