Facts About Captain Robau

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  1. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau IS the ultimate goal of the Eugenics Wars.
     
  2. Islander

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    Robau is the ultimate goal of the Borg.
     
  3. gimpy117

    gimpy117 Commander Red Shirt

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    Robau Lives in the castle Arrrrg...
     
  4. EnsignRicky

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    Robau took THE WOMEN!!!
     
  5. Squiggy

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    In Soviet Russia...Robau still kicks ass.
     
  6. Hartzilla2007

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    Robau makes pudding out of the blood of his dead enemies.
     
  7. cooleddie74

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    In Robau Union, road forks you...after beating your ass senseless.
     
  8. Islander

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    Robau was fired from the physhic hotline for having a 100% prediction accuracy of either excruciating pain or death.
     
  9. Hartzilla2007

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    He then burned then burned them down for their insulance.
     
  10. EnsignRicky

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    Robau also had a zero percent success rate at the suicide prevention hot-line.
    Just speaking to him made everyone feel even more insignificant and worthless.
     
  11. Hartzilla2007

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    Captain Robau would make one hell of a used car salesman as customers would buy anything from him just to save themselves from being vaporized by his death glare.
     
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  12. Islander

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    Robau had a spiritual moment once as he looked upon the face of God himself. He actually has that moment every morning, looking in the mirror.
     
  13. EnsignRicky

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    In the novelization, Captain Robau's first name is Pierre.


    It's a fact.
     
  14. gimpy117

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    Roabu's power level is over 9000...on a bad day.
     
  15. Hartzilla2007

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    But he only uses that as his first name when he's feeling a little French.
     
  16. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Robau's favorite city on Earth is San Diego. You'd best not make fun of the sign that says "America's Finest City". Because it is. So STFU.
     
  17. Hartzilla2007

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    The Kwisatz Haderach wishes he was Robau.
     
  18. Jeri

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    Everyone asks, "Tell me about your homeworld, Captain Robau."
     
  19. EnsignRicky

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    Robau's uniform is woven from the fabric of time. If he crosses his legs, we get eaten by dinosaurs.
     
  20. Aragorn

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    Robau can beat you at Connect Four in only three turns.
     
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