Facts About Captain Robau

[EnsignRicky]

Robau impregnates ALIENS.

 

[Squiggy]

And doesn't call them the next day.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Robau's favorite city on Earth is San Diego. You'd best not make fun of the sign that says "America's Finest City". Because it is. So STFU.

The Padres wanted to call their new stadium Robau Park, but opposing teams kept dropping dead from the sheer badassness of it, so they had to change it to Petco Park.

 

[Aragorn]

Only Robau could read this thread from page one up through now in one sitting.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Robau has his own seat in the United Nations.

Robau:

Form of government: Absolute Robau-ocracy.
Head of State: Robau.
State religion: the Will of Robau.
Population: One.
State symbol: Robau.
Military forces: The unleashed rage, unrivaled might and soul-shattering raw power of Robau.
Primary exports: Raw essence of badassery.
Primary imports: The terror, awe and amazement of others.
Diplomatic relations: Neighbouring states agreed unworthy. Tribute paid monthly.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Next season, FOX will change Kiefer Sutherland's character's name to Jack Robauer.
In similar news, they will also be changing the name of the show to 024.

 

[Admiral_Young]

was pissed when he found out San Diego was bombed while watching an episode of Babylon 5. So much so that he deleted the Kelvin's database of the show and forever cursed JMS!

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau approves of the name of the San Diego Padres, being that "Qué padre!" means "badass" in Spanish.

 

[EnsignRicky]

They bombed San Diego in B5? Sheridan must have really hated that Carmen bitch.
Robau would have blown her up by B2, at the latest.

 

[Nero's Shadow]

Captain Robau is a mean 9 ball player !!!!!!!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau's home made Genesis device not only works WITHOUT the new planet made blowing up but it doesn't even need Protomatter to work.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau makes improvised Genesis devices, I like that. The only trick was substituting the protomatter with his own badass flop sweat. Now it creates death from deathlessness, and it can do it in seven nanoseconds. He calls it the Revelation device.

 

[Aragorn]

When told to choose what form Gozer should take, Gozer immediately died because any form would simply collapse under the sheer awesomeness of Robau.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

And doesn't call them the next day.

 

[Islander]

Captain Robau is a mean 9 ball player !!!!!!!

He doesn't even need a cue stick.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau can build a working Transwarp drive from paperclips and chewing gum, beat that Macgyver.

 

[Destructor]

Robau is fully functional. Programmed with multiple techniques.

Making love to Robau has been described by some as like being in a fleshstorm, with a 90% chance of satisfaction.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Robau eats canon for breakfast and an actual cannon for lunch, for dinner he usually has a nuke.

 

[Jeri]

For a midnight snack, Captain Robau snacks on canon nuts.

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau eats White Castle stuffed Taco Bell wrapped in Domino's Pizza. It keeps him regular.