Facts About Captain Robau
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Actually, even Robau's digestive system is in awe of his badassness and so it refuses to get him 'irregular'.
Robau is on Twitter.
Not to post. To make mad, hard badass love to it.
Not to post. To make mad, hard badass love to it.
Captain Robau's favorite dessert is flashfried redshirt.
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Of which there is no shortage...thanks in part to Robau's own badass temper.
Of which there is no shortage...thanks in part to Robau's own badass temper.
13 out of 13 time travelling Doctors agree... Captain Robau willl kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you. And kill you.
Robau makes little children laugh with joy. Because he kills their asshole parents and gives them all bikes and XBoxes.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Until you stay dead.
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Then he uses his badass bald powers to bring you back to life...so he can kill you all over again.
Then he uses his badass bald powers to bring you back to life...so he can kill you all over again.
he even gave robau a good deal....
When Robau sticks his finger in an outlet, it becomes an inlet.
Captain Robau has the ability to fold space, that is to travel anywhere in the universe without moving.
Robau folds space into paper airplanes and footballs.
Robau doesn't use a cellphone. He speaks, and whoever he wants to talk to listens, no matter how far away he is.
Unless they're in the valley. There are just some things beyond the mighty Robau.
Nothing is beyond the mighty Robau.
I cannot even begin to fathom what the punishment for your blasphemy may be.
Indeed, it is likely beyond our mortal comprehension.
I cannot even begin to fathom what the punishment for your blasphemy may be.
Indeed, it is likely beyond our mortal comprehension.
Robau demands that the location he wishes to travel to comes to him, and it complies.
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