Eurovision Song Contest 2017 (Yes it really is that time of year again!)

[Relayer1]

Hungary were truly terrible. The woman looks actively in pain

Couldn't decide whether he was off to slay bulls in Spain or to fight entire armies in a Bollywood historical drama...

 

[Captain Shaw]

Was that a Australian who flashed their arse in front of millions of people? And how many people do we all think are going to complain to the BBC about it?

 

[Relayer1]

And Australia hand in their resignation as Eurovision competitors...

 

[Captain Shaw]

And Australia hand in their resignation as Eurovision competitors...

I'm just pleased it was not Brit.

 

[cultcross]

"Good evening Kiev, here are the results of the British vote. Our 38 million points go to..."

 

[Captain Shaw]

I missed heard and thought they said Julian Assange

 

[cultcross]

How is Portugal winning?!? That song was boring as hell.

 

[Relayer1]

I'm just pleased it was not Brit.

Thought it was at first.

Bullet dodged.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I could not really hear the Portugal song.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Thought it was at first.

Bullet dodged.

So did I.

 

[cultcross]

God this is excruciatingly awkward.

It's my favourite part.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Well at least the BBC will not have to find the money to host next year.

 

[Relayer1]

Germany's song was O.K. Am I seeing a lack of warm and fuzzy feelings towards them ?

It's usually us...

 

[cultcross]

I'm guessing other nations are currently having the mercy of a commercial break

 

[MacLeod]

Just get on with the voting.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I'm on my last glass of booze can they get back to the voting.

 

[cultcross]

Australia it's sunny morning, almost like they're not in bloody Europe

What's that? 12 points to us? Welcome to Europe!

 

[Defcon]

Germany's song was O.K. Am I seeing a lack of warm and fuzzy feelings towards them ?

It's usually us...

Since this will most likely mark the third time in a row Germany will be last it's not actually a new thing ...

I wonder how many ARD representatives are already on their way to Stefan Raab's home with suitcases full of money to get him out of retirement for next years contest.

 

[MacLeod]

God this is excruciatingly awkward.

It's my favourite part.

Well it is the best part of the show, but we still have two countires on nul points. But there is still the audiance votes to come.

 

[Relayer1]

Old Empire IPA doing the business here.

Blimey - 12 points ! I'll almost forgive the buttocks.

We're still on the left hand side of the leader board !