Eurovision Song Contest 2017 (Yes it really is that time of year again!)

Couldn't decide whether he was off to slay bulls in Spain or to fight entire armies in a Bollywood historical drama...

 

Was that a Australian who flashed their arse in front of millions of people? And how many people do we all think are going to complain to the BBC about it?

 

And Australia hand in their resignation as Eurovision competitors...

 

I'm just pleased it was not Brit.

 

I missed heard and thought they said Julian Assange

 

Thought it was at first.

Bullet dodged.

 

I could not really hear the Portugal song.

 

So did I.

 

Well at least the BBC will not have to find the money to host next year.

 

Germany's song was O.K. Am I seeing a lack of warm and fuzzy feelings towards them ?

It's usually us...

 

Just get on with the voting.

 

I'm on my last glass of booze can they get back to the voting.

 

Since this will most likely mark the third time in a row Germany will be last it's not actually a new thing ...

I wonder how many ARD representatives are already on their way to Stefan Raab's home with suitcases full of money to get him out of retirement for next years contest.

 

Well it is the best part of the show, but we still have two countires on nul points. But there is still the audiance votes to come.

 

Old Empire IPA doing the business here.

Blimey - 12 points ! I'll almost forgive the buttocks.

We're still on the left hand side of the leader board !