Eurovision Song Contest 2017 (Yes it really is that time of year again!)

[Captain Shaw]

Belgium's pretty good.

In an 80's electronic kind of way.

She does not seem happy to be there.

 

[cultcross]

Belgian monotone, lovely.

 

[Captain Shaw]

Far right homophobe apparently.

Gone off him now.

 

[Relayer1]

Gone off him now.

Strange that.

I'd have sworn he was gay...

 

[Relayer1]

Black people ! Black people !

 

[cultcross]

Lone woman singing in French. Bless you France you're predictable.

 

[Defcon]

O.K., Bulgarian boy should definitively work on his pronunciation in English. Every time he sang "our love is untouchable" I understood "I wanna touch your balls".

 

[Relayer1]

Lone woman singing in French. Bless you France you're predictable.

Blatantly playing the 'Did you see my fanjo ?' card too...

 

[Captain Shaw]

My new favourite is Sweden.

 

[Relayer1]

My new favourite is Sweden.

Puppy kickers all.

Not really.

 

[cultcross]

Overall favourite - Yodel/rappers for the coveted 'most Eurovision of all the Eurovisions' prize

 

[Relayer1]

Ruslana looks a little...weathered.

 

[Relayer1]

And the stormtrooper orchestra appear to have misplaced their helmets !

 

[cultcross]

Submit your blaster for inspection!

 

[Relayer1]

Submit your blaster for inspection!

Oo-er !

 

[Captain Shaw]

Ohhh storm trooper. We should have redshirt s for diversity

 

[Captain Shaw]

Should children be up this late.

 

[cultcross]

Don't, it's the most competent bit of hosting we've had so far

 

[Relayer1]

Are we off topic yet ?

 

[cultcross]

Hungary were truly terrible. The woman looks actively in pain