Thanks for the win!
Archer: (over comm) This is Captain Jonathan Archer of the Earth Vessel,
Enterprise. If you were encountering us in season 1 or 2, you'd be able to put us all to sleep and come aboard to rob the ship. But it's season 3. Malcolm, have fun.
Ulis: Forget profit, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!
Ulis: (over comm) What have you found?
Muk: From the smell, it's Taco Tuesday.
Trip: Hey, wait! You only got me in here because you promised T'Pol would be here, too!
Archer was concerned his night in Sickbay might go awry so he had Trip nearby to rescue him.
Krem: Ranch dressing?!
Trip: Would you stop staring at my butt while I'm trying to not set off this massive torpedo?!
Muk: This creature is harmless.
Captain Porthos: (thinking) Yes, foolish Ferengi... fall deeper into my trap...
T'Pol: I have always wondered what would happen if I attempted the Vulcan Nerve Pinch on ears.
UPN Censors: We can't have screams THAT loud on our channel!
Ulis: I'm glad they installed this ramp here only for this episode, otherwise this would be a lot more difficult.
Worf: Worf to Picard, there is no sign of your missing saddle, however a dog just beamed into Cargo Bay 2...