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Contest: ENTER ENT Caption Competition #112: Disquisition

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"B-15... B-15..."

"Bingo!"
 
Thanks for the win!

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Archer: (over comm) This is Captain Jonathan Archer of the Earth Vessel, Enterprise. If you were encountering us in season 1 or 2, you'd be able to put us all to sleep and come aboard to rob the ship. But it's season 3. Malcolm, have fun.

Ulis: Forget profit, GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!

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Ulis: (over comm) What have you found?

Muk: From the smell, it's Taco Tuesday.

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Trip: Hey, wait! You only got me in here because you promised T'Pol would be here, too!

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Archer was concerned his night in Sickbay might go awry so he had Trip nearby to rescue him.

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Krem: Ranch dressing?!

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Trip: Would you stop staring at my butt while I'm trying to not set off this massive torpedo?!

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Muk: This creature is harmless.

Captain Porthos: (thinking) Yes, foolish Ferengi... fall deeper into my trap...

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T'Pol: I have always wondered what would happen if I attempted the Vulcan Nerve Pinch on ears.

UPN Censors: We can't have screams THAT loud on our channel!

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Ulis: I'm glad they installed this ramp here only for this episode, otherwise this would be a lot more difficult.

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Worf: Worf to Picard, there is no sign of your missing saddle, however a dog just beamed into Cargo Bay 2...
 
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