ENT Caption Competition #002 The Return
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ARCHER: "No Admiral, I will not put on the Vulcan Ears Bluetooth pods!"
ARCHER: This new version of the Intersect allows you to download the memories and experiences of any Vulcan. I'm going to call it "Katra".
VULCAN AMBASSADOR: We'll give you Warp 7 technology in exchange for that...
ARCHER: Done!
ARCHER: Porthos? It's all right, boy. I'm going to walk you through this. I know you've never shut down the warp core before, but you're the only one who can do this. You've never let me down before, and at the end of this there's a tractor tire-sized wheel of cheese waiting for you. Aged Vermont cheddar. Your favorite. Okay? Now first..."
"Malcolm? So you're not the descendant of the guy who played the dad on The Brady Bunch? You lyin' sonufa--"
DANIELS: Braxton? Again? I swear that man is the lovechild of Kathryn Janeway and James R. Kirk!
TUCKER: I see your naked back, but all I'm thinkin' about is eating a slice of pecan pie this big. Is this what Vulcan pheromones do to a guy?
If you are waiting for my caption, you've got a long wait. I'm busy studying Vulcan anatomy.
Vulcan: This data just came in
Forrest: Archer, what doyou make of this?
Archer: This? I can make a hat, or a broach, or a teradactyl...
Forrest: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
...also, this episode is much more enjoyable when viewed immediately after watching Airplane!
"Silik! Sonufabitch! I gotcha!"
T'Pol: "You can't have six with me. Wrong franchise."
Trip: "Don't ever get stuck in the desert with Jonathan....it'll seem like forever."
Malcolm: "Funny....he says the same thing about you."
Daniels: And that there is the absolute last time Elvis was spotted...ANYWHERE!
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