ENT Caption Competition #002 The Return

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Enterprise' started by Tenacity, Jul 14, 2018.

  1. Tenacity

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    Today's triumphant winners

    The in all seriousness award goes to f14peter

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    Coming this fall to a theater near you, the first Star Trek Enterprise motion picture: ENTERPRISE: The Search for Smiles

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    The culinary award goes to Mr. Soak

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    Archer: Hey, look. I'm Chef!

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    The ye of little faith award goes to Leviathan

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    The betting pool on how long the contest goes has begun!

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    The Quantum Leap award goes to ThankQ

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    “Theorizing that one could space travel within his own lifetime, Captain Jon Archer stepped onto the Enterprise bridge and vanished... He woke to find himself trapped in Trek's past, facing mirror images darkly that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change canon. His only guide on this journey is Data, an android from the future, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Jon can see and hear. And so Captain Archer finds himself warping from star to star, striving to put wrong what once was right, and hoping each time that his next warp will be the warp home…”

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  2. Tenacity

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    Daniels: Look, you can see my house from here.
     
  3. JirinPanthosa

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    ARCHER: This all looks cool, but isn't it a bit flash over pragmatism?
    DANIELS: No, this is a very practical display, and damn right it looks cool.
    ARCHER: We could make displays that look like this more than a century ago. We didn't because it's so full of weird distracting colors you couldn't focus on the information you actually need.
    DANIELS: Shut up. Man, why are people from the past always so jelly?

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    TRIP: So, she called you Stinky, and this is sexual to you? I mean, I'm not judging or anything. It's just kinda weird.

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    TRIP: Okay, I'm calling BS on this. No WAY Phlox would really prescribe such a blatantly erotic treatment for headaches.
    T'POL: I assure you, this is an ancient Vulcan technique to relieve stress. It is a sign of human immaturity that you read anything erotic into it. Now, just reach around the front...

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    ARCHER: This is the 22nd century, can we seriously not do better than Windows XP?
    ADMIRAL: We submitted the requisition form to our budget officer to request the government funding committee to increase the budget for a more modern computer.
    ARCHER: When did you submit it?
    ADMIRAL: 2002.
    ARCHER: Okay, that was 150 years ago, so we should be only 20 years away from getting a new computer.
     
  4. Ron Nasty

    Ron Nasty Piggy in the middle Premium Member

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    ARCHER: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue...
     
  5. TrickyDickie

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    Daniels: "That's the correct planet, right there."

    Archer: "Planet? It looks to me like you're about to stick your finger into a big hornet's nest."

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    Trip: "Look at it this way: we're not anywhere near as cold as Sulu's gonna be after that mutt splits."

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    Trip: "Hey, 'Flex-All 454' worked for Joe Montana!"

    T'Pol: "I doubt that he had it applied by someone whose hands felt like they were frozen in liquid nitrogen."

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    Admiral: "Flight 454 is coming in with some supplies that are absolutely vital."

    Archer: "So I've heard...."
     
  6. Corporal Cupcake

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    Daniels: There Wolf 359. There Pyris VII.

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    So you you know you had the keys to the enterprise HERE, but by the time you are HERE they are gone right? Did you check between the chair cushions?

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    Mortimer Duke: Randolph! Randolph!
    Randolph Duke: I"m still not talking to you Mortimer!
    Mortimer Duke: Look!
    Randolph Duke: Mortimer, we're back!
    Mortimer Duke: Yeah!


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    "Alright, T'Pol, Vulcan's DON'T have back-breasts. I was wrong. I don't even remember where I heard that. But you could have just said so."


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    Archer's career at starfleet began as a hardworking IT guy, who really impressed Admiral Forest by finally getting his printer to work.
     
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  8. Ron Nasty

    Ron Nasty Piggy in the middle Premium Member

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  9. Corporal Cupcake

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    Trip: Cheer up! We may be down on our luck, but at least we're not poor.

    Malcolm: There's no money. Everybody's poor!

    Trip: Exactly!
     
  10. Leviathan

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    TFTW!

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  11. Steven P Bastien

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    After various successful endeavors in acting, music & dance, participation in several sports and study of various subjects including business and law, Scott Bakula decided it was finally time to take lessons directly from God to complete his bucket list by creating and controlling a universe.

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  12. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    Meanwhile, in the Q Continuum...
     
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    Daniels: No, Jonathan, THIS is how you do the Macarena!
     
  14. Tenacity

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    [​IMG]Daniels: pull my finger.
     
  15. Ron Nasty

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    BAKULA: You were great in Agents of SHIELD.
    WINSTON: Not me
    BAKULA: Lego Batman?
    WINSTON: Still not me
    BAKULA: Big Bang Theory?
    WINSTON: NO!
     
  16. Kaos

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    Captain's Log: Enterprise's entry for this year's Eurovision is proceeding well. May need a new choreographer, though.
     
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    "Now put the booger on Romulus like this, Captain."
     
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    Archer was hopeless when it came to his Zefram Cochrane statue impression...
     
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    DANIELS: "Nanu Nanu!"
    ARCHER: "'Nanoo Nanoo'"???
     
  20. Corporal Cupcake

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    Forrest: Captain, life support is critical, we must get that starship docked immediately!

    Archer: OK, just one more. "I can haz Vulcan?" That's hilarious!