Dumbest Picard show idea's!

[Jayson1]

Starfleet sticks Picard with 30 Klingon Targs and has one year to teach them how to sing Klingon opera or else the Klingons will declare war on the Federation. Picard gets his old comrade Commander Worf to help him do it only Worf is recasted and now played by Linn-Manuel Miranda.

Jason

 

[TrickyDickie]

Picard becomes fascinated with one of Gene Wilder's old movie characters and, in appreciation, decides to break into burlesque as The Silver Streaker.

 

[Matthew Raymond]

Worf is recasted and now played by Linn-Manuel Miranda.

I don't know. He couldn't get that pig Pua to sing in Moana. (I'll cut him some slack on that chicken, though...)

 

[Seven of Five]

Denise the Menace: What appears to be a grumbling old man shaking his fist at a mischievous and precocious child is actually a cat-and-mouse battle between two of the galaxy's most formidable secret agents. Captain Picard has come out of retirement at the request of Section 31 to take command of the new Enterprise-G from William Riker. His mission? To spy on Riker and Troi's eight-year-old daughter, Denise. Unbeknownst to her parents, while she was still in the womb, the Romulans covertly altered her DNA to that of Commander Sela (minus the ears) and genetically programmed her to be the ultimate spy and saboteur. Each week, the Captain must foil her plans to destroy the Enterprise-G and smuggle Federation secrets into Romulan hands. Yet, to Riker, Troi and the rest of his crew, it appears as if the Captain is slowly slipping into senility!

I think I must be getting old but this sounds fun!

 

[F. King Daniel]

All the characters refer to Picard as "P-Dawg"

 

[Seven of Five]

Picard is transferred immediately to another area of the Federation after causing a diplomatic ruckus in his old neighbourhood. He's been in a bit of a fight and Bev got scared.

Alternatively, Picard replaces Geoffrey as the Fresh Prince butler. I'm fine with either scenario.

 

[Kilana2]

After Mr. Homn was killed during the Dominion War, Jean-Luc is hired as Lwaxana's new butler and servant.

 

[uniderth]

The dumbest Picard show idea I can think of is setting the show in a version of the Star Trek universe where Romulus was destroyed by a supernova.

 

[rahullak]

Don't know if this is dumb or not: Picard and his merry band destroy Section 31 once and for all, as foretold in Trek lit.

 

[Tenacity]

The dumbest Picard show idea I can think of is setting the show in a version of the Star Trek universe where Romulus was destroyed by a supernova.

romulus being destroyed turns out to have been just one of riker's holodeck programs.

picard is seen to laugh that anyone (anyone at all) could think that such a thing actual happen in the real universe.

 

[MrPointy]

Picard develops telekinetic powers and is now some kind of Section 31 secret agent. He has to rescue a bunch of female hostages from an old Dominion facility, which he does. In the runabout, he can see that all their clothes have rotted off because they've been in the camp for so long. One of them is bending over, two of them are kissing because they've turned lesbian. The ladies are trying to be discreet, but Picard had seen everything... He's seen it all.

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Picard develops telekinetic powers and is now some kind of Section 31 secret agent. He has to rescue a bunch of female hostages from an old Dominion facility, which he does. In the runabout, he can see that all their clothes have rotted off because they've been in the camp for so long. One of them is bending over, two of them are kissing because they've turned lesbian. The ladies are trying to be discreet, but Picard had seen everything... He's seen it all.

Well, Sir Patrick was involved in the writers room early on... perhaps he did sell that screenplay after all.

Michael Chabon: "So it's a comedy?"
Sir Patrick: "No..."

 

[Alan Roi]

romulus being destroyed turns out to have been just one of riker's holodeck programs.

picard is seen to laugh that anyone (anyone at all) could think that such a thing actual happen in the real universe.

I could see him as a itinerant holodeck program critic, wandering from planet to planet eviscerating badly conceived holodeck programs for local entertainment outlets. And not a few of them could be old TNG episodes for thier meta-value.

Each episode would have him stepping in at particularly egregions points to offer his stingers and each ep would therefore end with him stating with disgust, "End fucking program!"

 

[fireproof78]

Anything involving Q.

 

[picardjean-luc]

After Mr. Homn was killed during the Dominion War, Jean-Luc is hired as Lwaxana's new butler and servant.

So now he's serving "Tea, Earl Grey, hot!!" to Troi's mom. That's pretty humiliating IMHO

 

[Seven of Five]

Sela makes an appearance, and she somehow still has Tasha in captivity after all these years.

We can have Denise Crosby back in two roles!

 

[NewHeavensNewEarth]

The Enterprise's top 2 in a dynamic duet - tinwhistle and trombone for Picard & Riker, with special guest appearances by Harry Kim on clarinet. Called "Make It So Fabulous."

 

[Matthew Raymond]

Anything involving Q.

Only if it's "funny" Q and not scary Q. (I always hated Q as comic relief. The idea of an omnipotent super-being with Q's level of maturity should always be scary.)

 

[fireproof78]

Only if it's "funny" Q and not scary Q. (I always hated Q as comic relief. The idea of an omnipotent super-being with Q's level of maturity should always be scary.)

You enjoy that. I'll pass on any Q.

 

[Matthew Raymond]

You enjoy that. I'll pass on any Q.

You'd pass on "Q Who" and "All Good Things..."?