Dumbest Picard show idea's!

Discussion in 'Future of Trek' started by Jayson1, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Jayson1

    Jayson1 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Starfleet sticks Picard with 30 Klingon Targs and has one year to teach them how to sing Klingon opera or else the Klingons will declare war on the Federation. Picard gets his old comrade Commander Worf to help him do it only Worf is recasted and now played by Linn-Manuel Miranda.

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  2. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard becomes fascinated with one of Gene Wilder's old movie characters and, in appreciation, decides to break into burlesque as The Silver Streaker.

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  3. Matthew Raymond

    Matthew Raymond Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I don't know. He couldn't get that pig Pua to sing in Moana. (I'll cut him some slack on that chicken, though...)
     
  4. Seven of Five

    Seven of Five Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    I think I must be getting old but this sounds fun!
     
  5. King Daniel Beyond

    King Daniel Beyond Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    All the characters refer to Picard as "P-Dawg"
     
  6. Seven of Five

    Seven of Five Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard is transferred immediately to another area of the Federation after causing a diplomatic ruckus in his old neighbourhood. He's been in a bit of a fight and Bev got scared. :o

    Alternatively, Picard replaces Geoffrey as the Fresh Prince butler. I'm fine with either scenario.
     
  7. Kilana2

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    After Mr. Homn was killed during the Dominion War, Jean-Luc is hired as Lwaxana's new butler and servant.
     
  8. uniderth

    uniderth Commodore Commodore

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    The dumbest Picard show idea I can think of is setting the show in a version of the Star Trek universe where Romulus was destroyed by a supernova. :devil:
     
  9. rahullak

    rahullak Commodore Commodore

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    Don't know if this is dumb or not: Picard and his merry band destroy Section 31 once and for all, as foretold in Trek lit.
     
  10. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    romulus being destroyed turns out to have been just one of riker's holodeck programs.

    picard is seen to laugh that anyone (anyone at all) could think that such a thing actual happen in the real universe.
     
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