Dumbest Picard show idea's!

Discussion in 'Future of Trek' started by Jayson1, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Kilana2

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    Picard in the past disguised as old man who is an Olympic Ticket scalper. NuScotty as swimmer in an Olympic Race. Featuring Ryan Lochte, weirdo from the past who is long since forgotten.....:D

     
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  2. Jayson1

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    The new Picard show will be a After show that Stewart hosts in Picard mode for the latest new epiosdes of all the new shows CBS-All Access makes.

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  3. SpocksOddSocks

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    To be honest, I'm not convinced that's actually a terrible idea...

    I've actually considered the idea that the could be a show (mystery theatre 3000 style-ish) where some future historian analyses new and existing episodes of Trek under the guise that they are (not necessarily 100% accurate) dramatisations of historical events.

    ... However, it would be a waste of Sir Patrick. It would be better suited to a point further in the future where TNG era Trek could also be treated the same.
     
  4. King Daniel Beyond

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    Following the pattern set by Twin Peaks, Picard spends the series amnesiac and with the IQ of a turnip.
     
  5. Kane_Steel

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    I lol'd.

     
  6. Ricky

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    I had an idea where they could save money. Picard by himself pottering about in some log cabin by himself. Howling wind outside. Suddenly Picard is interrupted by an insistent knocking on the cabin door. Picard disgruntled, goes to answer the door and he's angry until he opens the door and sees...

    Picard: Well if it isn't my old friend... Commander Data!

    Picard and Data explain pleasantries and then Picard says:

    Can you remember the time when you broke the holodeck pretending to be Sherlock Holmes...

    What follows is a clip show of the episode in question interspersed with Picard and Data laughing (Data has the emotion chip back. When they get to a funny bit Data slaps his leg and cries 'What the fuck right?') at all the japes and scrapes they got into.

    "Well if it isn't Guinan! I haven't seen you for twenty years!"

    "Geordi LaForge! Come in, come in! Why... it must have been twenty years!"

    Great way to save money as every episode only requires 7-10 minutes of new footage. Great way to reintroduce classic TNG episodes to a modern audience.
     
  7. Jayson1

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    Picard spends 12 episodes trying to get Worf to put on the new Klingon makeup. He is the last holdout and he refuses and refuses no matter what Picard says. Until the final episode Worf finally gives in to the pressure and the final shot is Worf sadly standing in his new look, while a single tear runs down his left eye.


    Jason
     
  8. King Daniel Beyond

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    Picard is not only a Section 31 agent, but he was always a Section 31 agent.
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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    It's about Lt. Picard, Starfleet's oldest Lieutenant. He a nervous little milksop, who always screws up with comic results. His overbearing boss is Captain Worf. (Yes we are getting a Captain Worf show!)
     
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  10. StarMan

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    It's got to be Picard and Q.
     
  11. Ricky

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    Picard in log cabin... knock on door... it's Q...

    P: Why, if it isn't that old nuisance Q! It must have been twenty years... come in... come in....

    Q and Picard reminisce about the hilarious time Q unleashed the Borg upon an unsuspecting Alpha Quadrant. Good times. Good times.
     
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  12. TrickyDickie

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    Picard has a new career as a magician. His trademark shtick is: "Picard....any card."
     
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  13. King Daniel Beyond

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    O'Brien is there, but he's still transporter chief because the writers don't consider Deep Space Nine canon.
     
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  14. Matthew Raymond

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    Jean-Luc Picard, now retired from service, has started a new career as a Shakespearean actor in a series of holoplays. While playing the part of Ahab in "Captain Ahab: Vampire Slayer", a freak ion storm shorts out the holodeck control systems, causing both himself and a hundred other actors to be trapped inside the holoplay with the safety protocols off until the play is finished. In order to save his troupe, Picard must defeat Count Moby Dick and his evil minions: zombie pirates, vampire dolphins and merwolves!

    But there's a wildcard. During the ion storm, Professor James Moriarty is transferred into the program. Will he seek revenge on Picard for trapping him in a simulated universe? Will he join forces with Picard to save Countess Regina Bartholomew, whom Count Moby has kidnapped? Will he betray Picard when he discovers that the Countess has been changed into a vampire and only the Count can change her back? Stay tuned!
     
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  15. TrickyDickie

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    USS Voyager gets a new captain when a transporter accident creates....Picaneway.

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  16. SpocksOddSocks

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    I really want to see this show. :rommie:
     
  17. Matthew Raymond

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    With all that coffee and Earl Grey tea, the command chair would have to be made of porcelain.
     
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  18. Dinosaur Enabler

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    So Picard develops telekinesis, and the show will be about him just walking around, making women's clothes fall off. And they'll try to cover up, but it will be too late. He'll have seen everything.
     
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    Jean-Luc Picard and Avery Bullock from American Dad switch personalities , chaos in both universes ensues ?
     
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    You've finally come up with a thing I would not watch, and that's saying something. :ack: