Dumbest Picard show idea's!

Discussion in 'Future of Trek' started by Jayson1, Jan 27, 2019.

  1. Jayson1

    Jayson1 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Just for fun of course:

    Here is one of mine. "Star Trek's" version of "Charlies Angels" with Picard in the role of Charlie were we only here his is voice ever week and Riker as Bosley. The show will be called "Jean Luc's Red Angels" and will of course feature 3 super hot women as the team's, Red Angels. One week they stopping a shada Vorta selling Katrecel- White to teenagers on Risa to a Ferengi trying to fix a beauty contest. Of course the team always has to go undercover each week.

    Jason
     
  2. Kilana2

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    Picard as Dixon Hill. He is done with Starfleet they keep on saying. So he relaxes as Dixon Hill. Shatner has a cameo, this time as shrewd criminal. Picard has help from Odo as fellow investigator.
     
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  3. Commander Richard

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    The Picard Show... Where contestants compete against each other to win prizes. I fear that it's headed in that direction and that's why they aren't saying what it's about.
     
  4. Unimatrix Q

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    Picard trying to get a concession for opening a wine bar on New Romulus :rommie:
     
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  5. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    I'm partial to an in-character talk show format myself.
     
  6. dinzy

    dinzy Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Picard follows Spock after the supernova and ends up in the Kelvin universe at roughly the same year. The show is about him coming to grips with losing his career due to having no verifiable identity and trying to find a way home to his husband, B4 as he leaps from universe to universe.
     
  7. King Daniel Beyond

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    Picard is the new Boothby, and imparts deep wisdom to new Starfleet cadets via gardening tips.
     
  8. Ryan Thomas Riddle

    Ryan Thomas Riddle Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Picard After Dark

    After retiring from Starfleet, Jean-Luc Picard becomes an interstellar subspace radio disc jokey. But when the station he works for is bought by his ex-wife, Beverly Crusher, he's put on the overnight show. Hijinks ensue.

    It's Fraiser meets Star Trek meets WKRP in spaaaaaaaccccceeee!
     
  9. Jayson1

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    Picard is overheard playing his Reskian FLute one night by someone in the music industry and soon Picard becomes a Flute Music God with tons of fans and the show follows him on a road show going form once planet to planet for sold out concerts. When he forms his band he recruits Harry Kim to give up his Captain's rank and pulls Chief O'Brien out of retirement.



    Jason
     
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  10. Tosk

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    Old man Picard tells a tale of when he was young to two kids in a library. At the end of the first episode he slides down a banister to show that he's still a young adventurer at heart.

    Or maybe Picard adopts two disadvantaged children. They all have misadventures together and live and love as a new family. "Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Q?"
     
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  11. King Daniel Beyond

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    Retired Picard banging his way through the hot twentysomething population of Risa. With dune buggy montages between scenes.
     
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    Wulff359 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Picard is kidnapped by an evil romulan scientist and is held in a cloaked space station. To "earn" his food and air, he has to watch the dumbest earth movies ever made so the scientist can test how to best brainwash humans. In order to withstand the torture, Picard is rebuilding Data and Lal from parts of the space station so they can watch the movies along with him and keep him sane...
     
  13. Thefallguy

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    "La Barre" - After retirement, Picard takes over the family whinery and all kinds of intrigues with the other local whineries and villagers ensue. It's basically "Falcon Crest" in the future, with Picard in the role of the clan boss.
     
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  14. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    I'd watch that :D

    How about this? Picard joins the same theater troupe that Anton Karidian was in and does Shakespeare throughout the galaxy.

    Here's another one - Picard leaves Starfleet, gets an apartment and his roommate is DiaMon Bok. A buddy comedy.

    Picard in a set of infomercials for the New Hair Club For Men. He's not only the president, he's also a client.

    Picard and Beverly star in the futuristic version of Hart To Hart. Worf as (a highly frustrated) Max.

    Picard buys the Enterprise, turns it into the new Love Boat, and convinces the crew to stay on and help him with "Love, exciting and new!" Geordi still can't score.
     
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  15. Herbert

    Herbert Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Fixed.
    But this has possibilities. Maybe they also recruit Riker on 'bone, Data on, well anything, L.Q. "Sonny" Clemonds on guitar, The EMH on vocals, that weird alien woman that Riker plays space organ with on Qualor II, Mr Homn on the Betazoid Meal Chime and they set off on a galactic tour.
     
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  16. King Daniel Beyond

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    Picard will have a sister for this show, she's been a huge part of his entire life but just never came up in conversation before.
     
  17. Kor

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    Make it like "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles," where Picard is just an older man sitting around telling stories about when he was younger.

    Kor
     
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  18. Kemaiku

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    Who died in the Chateau fire and constantly ghost slaps him asking why he didn't go back 4 days from the Nexus to save them all. Making him slowly go mad, which everyone blames on yet another genetic anomaly in his family that should have precluded him from service.

    While Captain Beverly of the Pasteur humours his Quest for the Final Data Prototypes, as Worf discovers the long lost colony of L'rell the Previously Unmentioned and shaves his head to honour Romu- sorry, ancient Klingon rites.
     
  19. Kirk Prime

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    Picard as a feisty British judge on an intergalactic singing show.
     
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  20. SpocksOddSocks

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    A half-Vulcan adopted sister, I think you mean... ;)