DS9 Caption That # "The Union Man"

[Judas Ascendant]

The pics for this round
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Extra credit

 

[CaptainJon]

Bashir: Miles, I know this might be a bit awkward...given your marriage and Keiko and everything...but will you marry me?

And then we hold hands in a line and say "Red rover, red rover, send Quark over!"

Leeta: I see you two are finally tying the knot! That's great! What does Keiko have to say about it?
O'Brien: Actually...I've haven't told her yet.
Bashir: Wait, what do you mean you haven't told her?
O'Brien: I'll get around to it.
Bashir: Miles, how is this relationship going to work if we don't communicate with each other?

AGH! That's not right!

Waffles?

 

[PKTrekGirl]

Whee!! New contest! Enjoy! And thanks, JA!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Try outs for the all Ferengi production of "West Side Story"

OH MY GOD! I got the Maria part!

 

[NathanielM]

Man: Obrien, is that a chicken on yer shoulder are are you just glad to see me.

Quark: ALRIGHT EVERYONE ORGY AND TOGA PARTY AT MY PLACE!

crowd: <Sceptical groan>

Quark: And Free Drinks!

Crowd: Half hearted cheer.

Obrien: We are the chicken People and have come to cluck you up...

Quark eyes bulged as he saw Troi naked in the shower...

Extra credit

I am Chuck McDonald, Ronald McDonald's Gay clown brother!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

O'Brien: "What are you doing down there?"
Bashir: "You said your flies are undone."
O'Brien: "I said there are fleas in this... So what if my flies are undone, what do you need to go down there for anyway? You've been hanging around Garak too long"

Ferengi: "We want fair pay, holidays, sick leave, pensions, better working hours, the right to shag the dabo girls, company health care and a share scheme."

Leeta: "And we want it all now... Wait a minute..."

Leeta: "What are you two supposed to be?"
O'Brien: "Cappellan carpet people."
Bashir: "What did you think?"

Never make a bet on how many voles you can keep in your trousers.

It takes Patrick Stewart 10 minutes to make breakfast, but 2 hours in makeup beforehand.

 

[NathanielM]

Obrien: I told you that these chicken costumes were not going to fit in on this planet. They're trying to bloody kill us... You ass!

Man: Just relax and cluck, mayeb they won't catch on...

Quark: Hey everyone let's party naked!

Man: "Psss Obrien... i just farted..."

Obrien: <trying to not laugh> "Oh really, so did I..."

Woman: <Giggling>

Quark's eyes grew WIDE when he saw Cisco and Otho in the shower together!

Extra credit

"You can call me Chef Jzoker! Quark'z Masta Chef!"

 

[new_mercury]

This is my first try at a caption thing so be kind:

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Bashir: 'I pledge my allegiance to thee King Miles'
O'brien 'Rise Sir Julian'

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'But I want to be his financial advisor'
'So do I'
'Pick me!'

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Bashir: 'To choose your financial advisor why don't you hold a contest'
O'brien 'Yeah.... a whisky drinking contest. The last Ferengi standing gets the job'

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Rom: 'I survived......I out drank them all.... I think Morn looks beautiful....... nooooooooooooo'

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'And I'll be jester, cook and scary Michael Jackson lookalike'

 

[Huntingdon]

Quoting for the images to show

new_mercury said:
This is my first try at a caption thing so be kind:

Bashir: 'I pledge my allegiance to thee King Miles'
O'brien 'Rise Sir Julian'

'But I want to be his financial advisor'
'So do I'
'Pick me!'

Bashir: 'To choose your financial advisor why don't you hold a contest'
O'brien 'Yeah.... a whisky drinking contest. The last Ferengi standing gets the job'

Rom: 'I survived......I out drank them all.... I think Morn looks beautiful....... nooooooooooooo'

'And I'll be jester, cook and scary Michael Jackson lookalike'

 

[Nerys Myk]

O'BRIEN: Trust me Julian these Rigelian Kaylar costume are sure to be a hit at the party!

LEETA: Nice get up boys. What the occasion?

BASHIER: Miles!!!!!

 

[Nebusj]

``Look, if the Klingons want to be taken seriously as a culture they have to come up with one stupid ritual that doesn't involve untanned hides, is what I'm saying.''

``And then, uh, it's ... it's just ... just a jump ... to, to, to the left.''

``Julian! I love Spamalot! Who are you playing, Sir Robin?''
``[ Sigh ] Galahad.''

``Gilbert and Sullivan wrote an opera about the limited liability joint-stock corporation and you never told us this before?!''

``Welcome back to Cooking For Guys -- for our first recipe today, warm the Houses of Parliament to 230 degrees Celsius.''

 

[Ihlecreations]

...No, seriously, he had it stuck in the side! I was just in there!

Rachel Ray knew it was time to fire her make up artist.

 

[new_mercury]

Thanks Huntingdon

 

[John Picard]

Where will you be when you're diarrhea returns?

 

[Capt_Piett]

"I don't make pancakes, and please stop calling me "Aunt Jemima".

 

[Capt_Piett]

O'Brien: "We are the Knights who say "Ni!" We shall say "Ni" to you again...unless you bring us....A SHRUBBARY!"

 

[thestrangequark]

B-b-but, Hagrid, I can't be a . . . a wizard!

 

[NathanielM]

Bashir: So the chicken walks into Quarks Bar and...

Did you hear? Did you hear? I FARTED!

Leeta: What was that? You said that Keiko was having QUARK'S Baby?

O'Brien: HEY When did this happen...

Bashir: I am not saying that!

Quark's eyes widened when he peeked into the hole into the shower and saw Riker there in the BUFF!

Quark: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

This is the twisted version of Aunt jemima....

 

[NathanielM]

Bashir: BUCK BCUKBUCKBUCKBUCK! BUCOOACK!

Obrien: <Snickering loudly>

Ferrengi: "You should have seen it. Bashir was dancing around clucking like a chicken with Obrien!

Obrien: I think we entered the wrong quarters.

Bashir: I think so...

Woman: Oh why don;t you stay, the party is just starting... Cheese?

Quark suddenly realized that all the females were naked and walking around his bar. A dream come true!

Extra credit

"No goddamn it, I am aunt Jemimina's brother, Jermiha Jeminina not Jack Nichloson!"

 

[Judas Ascendant]

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Too many great captions this round, so everyone that posted gets

one of these

A Ferengi, umm, err . Whatever it is you'll look important carrying it, so enjoy.