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Patinkin: "Look at the contract you useless buffoon! It's stipulated on every show. When I make this gesture, there should be female breasts in these hands within 60 seconds. You've ten seconds left before your ass is fired."
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Dax: "Would you just hurry up and give us the okay already?! I haven't been layed in like....this long."
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Bashir: Quark, they're called assless chaps because your rear is supposed to be exposed, not your front...
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Bashir: "I got your message! I've come, Quark! I didn't walk, I ran!"
Quark: "That was an ad. For the BAR."
Bashir: "...Oh. I... I see. If you need me, I-I'll be in my quarters. Alone."
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Worf: "Did he say five dollar foot longs!? I'll take twelve! Today is a bad day to diet!"
Just watch out. That watch is on Bajoran time. 26-hour days really mess-up your sleep cycle.The prize
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Now you'll know when it is time............... for Nine![]()
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