DS9 Caption That # "For The Love Of Grilka"

[Shatmandu]

<Worf loudly complains about the service, the food, the drinks, etc.>
Bolian, thinking: "We'll see how your blood wine tastes after I use my blue dick to stir it up, asswipe."

 

[Triskelion]

Never feed a Ferengi peanut butter.

I would kick Garibaldi's ass! Where is he? Is he here??

Worf <whispering>: Dial it back a skosh. It's Gowron, not Feklahr.

All right, all right! I'll turn my watch back around. Geez!

 

[Rat Boy]

Dax: "Quark, put your clothes back on. We're not rehearsing that part of the date."

 

[NathanielM]

Dax:"Damn it Command Riker, Get your clothes on and stop doing that to ODO!"

Worf: <thinking> Ah man i got such a woody!

 

[NathanielM]

WORF: NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY NAKED PICTURES OF SHATMANDU OR EDDIE!

"Ah man... DAX! Can I feel those? Are THOSE REAL BREASTS? OR BORG Implants?

 

[Alrik]

Dax: "Yes I KNOW my boobs don't fit the cups. Thank you so much for pointing that out. Who the hell was this thing designed for anyway......Dolly freakin Parton???"

 

[Alrik]

Dax: "Would you just hurry up and give us the okay already?! I haven't been layed in like....this long."

 

[Voyager]

Dax: "I haven't been layed in like....this long."

Worf: muttering to self "well I guess I better get the viagra out tonight..."

 

[NathanielM]

LOL ALRIK!!!!!

Dax: "Well if need to know Worf's penis is this long... Longer than ANY KLINGON... Even Kalass!!!!"

Worf: <Whispering> "Now is not the time to compare anything on this subject lest you start the personal combat!"

 

[shivkala]

Patinkin: "Look at the contract you useless buffoon! It's stipulated on every show. When I make this gesture, there should be female breasts in these hands within 60 seconds. You've ten seconds left before your ass is fired."

"You want some breasts, Patinkin? Come get 'em!"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Bashir: Quark! What are you dong here?
Quark: Me? What about you? Jadzia invited me!
Bashir: But I told her I was coming tonight!

Worf: I refuse to believe these lies! Jadzia would never have a threesome with Bashir and Quark the night before our wedding!

Dax: And then I... uh-oh, he's behind me, isn't he?

 

[NathanielM]

By the look on worf's face that he had over eaten and really was CONSTIPATED!

Riker and company off camera: INCOMING!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

 

[Voyager]

Worf makes an ominous sound then you hear nothing as he sighs a sigh of releaf

Riker: Off camera walking twards Worf Worf, I ne-- Riker stops before getting to camera and a loud *THUMP* is heard as the room goes empty

Worf: thinking to self much better...

 

[Triskelion]

Today is a good day to cross-dress!

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Thats one down, any other of you Blue Man Group assholes want a piece of me?

 

[Mistral]

"You will end this farce now or I will cut your heart out! There is no caption contest in the DS9 forum!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "WHAT?! I married her even though she slept with that Ferengi toad?"

 

[Judas Ascendant]

The winners this round

Dax: "Would you just hurry up and give us the okay already?! I haven't been layed in like....this long."

Bashir: Quark, they're called assless chaps because your rear is supposed to be exposed, not your front...

Bashir: "I got your message! I've come, Quark! I didn't walk, I ran!"
Quark: "That was an ad. For the BAR."
Bashir: "...Oh. I... I see. If you need me, I-I'll be in my quarters. Alone. "

Worf: "Did he say five dollar foot longs!? I'll take twelve! Today is a bad day to diet!"

The prize

Now you'll know when it is time............... for Nine

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the win J.A. Getting one in the DS9 Forum is a great way to start the week.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

The prize

Now you'll know when it is time............... for Nine

Just watch out. That watch is on Bajoran time. 26-hour days really mess-up your sleep cycle.