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DS9 Caption That # "For The Love Of Grilka"

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<Worf loudly complains about the service, the food, the drinks, etc.>
Bolian, thinking: "We'll see how your blood wine tastes after I use my blue dick to stir it up, asswipe."
 
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Never feed a Ferengi peanut butter.


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I would kick Garibaldi's ass! Where is he? Is he here??


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Worf <whispering>: Dial it back a skosh. It's Gowron, not Feklahr.


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All right, all right! I'll turn my watch back around. Geez!
 
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Dax:"Damn it Command Riker, Get your clothes on and stop doing that to ODO!"

Worf: <thinking> Ah man i got such a woody!
 
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WORF: NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY NAKED PICTURES OF SHATMANDU OR EDDIE!


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"Ah man... DAX! Can I feel those? Are THOSE REAL BREASTS? OR BORG Implants?
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Dax: "Yes I KNOW my boobs don't fit the cups. Thank you so much for pointing that out. Who the hell was this thing designed for anyway......Dolly freakin Parton???"
 
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Dax: "Would you just hurry up and give us the okay already?! I haven't been layed in like....this long."
 
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Dax: "I haven't been layed in like....this long."

Worf: muttering to self "well I guess I better get the viagra out tonight..."
 
LOL ALRIK!!!!! :techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::techman::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::rommie::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:


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Dax: "Well if need to know Worf's penis is this long... Longer than ANY KLINGON... Even Kalass!!!!"

Worf: <Whispering> "Now is not the time to compare anything on this subject lest you start the personal combat!"
 
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Patinkin: "Look at the contract you useless buffoon! It's stipulated on every show. When I make this gesture, there should be female breasts in these hands within 60 seconds. You've ten seconds left before your ass is fired."

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"You want some breasts, Patinkin? Come get 'em!"
 
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Bashir: Quark! What are you dong here?
Quark: Me? What about you? Jadzia invited me!
Bashir: But I told her I was coming tonight!

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Worf: I refuse to believe these lies! Jadzia would never have a threesome with Bashir and Quark the night before our wedding!

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Dax: And then I... uh-oh, he's behind me, isn't he?
 
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By the look on worf's face that he had over eaten and really was CONSTIPATED!

Riker and company off camera: INCOMING!!! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
 
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Worf makes an ominous sound then you hear nothing as he sighs a sigh of releaf

Riker: Off camera walking twards Worf Worf, I ne-- Riker stops before getting to camera and a loud *THUMP* is heard as the room goes empty

Worf: thinking to self much better...
 
The winners this round

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Dax: "Would you just hurry up and give us the okay already?! I haven't been layed in like....this long."

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Bashir: Quark, they're called assless chaps because your rear is supposed to be exposed, not your front...

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Bashir: "I got your message! I've come, Quark! I didn't walk, I ran!"
Quark: "That was an ad. For the BAR."
Bashir: "...Oh. I... I see. If you need me, I-I'll be in my quarters. Alone. :("


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Worf: "Did he say five dollar foot longs!? I'll take twelve! Today is a bad day to diet!"

The prize

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Now you'll know when it is time............... for Nine:techman:
 
Thanks for the win J.A. Getting one in the DS9 Forum is a great way to start the week. :techman:
 
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