DS9 Caption Contest 72; Cover-up

[Triskelion]

Dax: Twin full rectal eclipses. Now this is why I joined Starfleet!
Kira: Put the Spock tricorder away Dax.
O'Brien: Bloody aliens.

 

[Syd]

Sisko: I know what you're thinking, it's not easy being a god.

Garak: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed.

Kira: That will never happen chief!
O'Brien: I'm telling you major, one day you will have my baby!

Kira: Shakaar just broke up with me. What should I do Odo?
Quark: Yes Odo, tell us what you think Kira should do.
Odo: QUARK!!!!!!!

Tain: Before I go & singlehandedly save the entire alpha quadrant from the dominion threat, I would like to leave you with a song that goes a little something like this..."I am the very model of a modern major-general".

 

[Ln X]

The next contest will be up by the end of the day.

 

[Ln X]

Another contest is here!