DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions
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Sisko: "Energize!"
O'Brien: "Uh, Commander..."
Sisko: "Chief, the transporters appear to be down. Can you repair them?"
O'Brien: "Well...I mean--"
Sisko: "Mr. O'Brien, are you or are you not the transporter chief?"
O'Brien: "I am, sir."
Sisko: "Then what's the problem?"
O'Brien: "The thing is, Commander, the transporter pad's over there."
Sisko: "...Oh. Thank you, Chief. It's this Cardassian design aesthetic; it takes some getting used to."
O'Brien: "Of course, sir." (under his breath) "Bloody officers..."
Aw, I'm fine with it. I've actually been toying with the idea that during her Academy days, Ezri actually was a Girl Scout....
Okay--let's do this!
O'Brien: Captain...I can explain this.
Sisko: (Not meeting his gaze) You'd better....
O'Brien: Sir...Molly was crying up a storm this morning--and when I tried to calm her down....
Sisko: She hurled.
O'Brien: (Pause) ...Yes, sir.
Bashir: Oy...it feels like that burrito was a bit too much....
Worf: CLEAR THE ROOM!
Ezri: Hi, Mr. Sisko--I'm with the Census!
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i was joking man
Aw, I'm fine with it. I've actually been toying with the idea that during her Academy days, Ezri actually was a Girl Scout....
reminds me of a line from voyager. "Let's go save the federation from gaseous anomalies"
The IRS would have been a better lol
(damn i hate those guys...)EDIT: Holy crap. i gotta get english lessons... i cant spell for Christ's sake!
Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"...but I'd assume it still has a census. 
Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"...but I'd assume it still has a census.
right, you have a good point there.
(mutters under his breath. "I still hate them" )
The Borg.
Sisko: "My God, the whole room's tilted sideways!"
O'Brien: "What the hell did you have at Quark's?"
Worf: "They're debating IRS jokes in this caption contest!"
O'Brien: "Could be worse. They're not debating cockblocking jokes like they are in the Movie Caption Contest."
Bashir: (yawn) Lovely...music....
Worf: BARTENDER!
O'Brien: Well--I guess Kenny G's not for everyone....
Bashir: Yeah...fine....(topples over....)
Ezri: Admiral...I was wondering what happened after Khitomer. They re-assigned you to a restaurant!
Cartwright: Watch it, girl--I have friends....
Joseph: I told you--the key is under the left flowerpot!
Ezri: I checked! I can't find it anywhere!
Joseph: Oh, this is just excellent. Looks like someone didn't keep this one little secret--and now the key is GONE! Someone is not going to hear the end of this--
Ezri: Uh...Mr. Sisko?
Joseph: What?
Ezri: Check your back pocket....
