DS9 Caption Contest #1: Introductions

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by The Illusive Man, Jun 15, 2010.

  1. The Illusive Man

    The Illusive Man Leader of Cerberus Premium Member

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    Meaney: We got the script for "The Storyteller" early, and the designers knew they'd need plenty of ventilation for all the plot holes.
     
  2. Jar Jar Binks

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    O'Brien: "Uh, Commander..."
    Sisko: "Chief, the transporters appear to be down. Can you repair them?"
    O'Brien: "Well...I mean--"
    Sisko: "Mr. O'Brien, are you or are you not the transporter chief?"
    O'Brien: "I am, sir."
    Sisko: "Then what's the problem?"
    O'Brien: "The thing is, Commander, the transporter pad's over there."
    Sisko: "...Oh. Thank you, Chief. It's this Cardassian design aesthetic; it takes some getting used to."
    O'Brien: "Of course, sir." (under his breath) "Bloody officers..."
     
  3. Zombie Cheerleader

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    O'BRIEN: Only the holo-suit porn programs.

    SISKO: You sure?

    O'BRIEN: Been testing them all morning.



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    Neither Worf nor O'Brien wanted to tell Bashier he wasn't in the bathroom.

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  4. ares93

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  5. Rush Limborg

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    Aw, I'm fine with it. I've actually been toying with the idea that during her Academy days, Ezri actually was a Girl Scout....:p


    Okay--let's do this!

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    Sisko: (Not meeting his gaze) You'd better....

    O'Brien: Sir...Molly was crying up a storm this morning--and when I tried to calm her down....

    Sisko: She hurled.

    O'Brien: (Pause) ...Yes, sir.


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    Bashir: Oy...it feels like that burrito was a bit too much....

    Worf: CLEAR THE ROOM!


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    Ezri: Hi, Mr. Sisko--I'm with the Census!
     
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  6. ares93

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    i was joking man :techman:

    reminds me of a line from voyager. "Let's go save the federation from gaseous anomalies" :lol:

    The IRS would have been a better lol :lol: (damn i hate those guys...)

    EDIT: Holy crap. i gotta get english lessons... i cant spell for Christ's sake!
     
  7. Rush Limborg

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    Well...I dunno what the Federation would call its "IRS"...but I'd assume it still has a census. :)
     
  8. ares93

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    right, you have a good point there. :techman: (mutters under his breath. "I still hate them" :lol:)
     
  9. AdmiralGarak

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  10. Rat Boy

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    Worf: "They're debating IRS jokes in this caption contest!"

    O'Brien: "Could be worse. They're not debating cockblocking jokes like they are in the Movie Caption Contest."
     
  11. The Illusive Man

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    O'Brien: I dunno, what am I the Engineer?

    Sisko: Yes.

    O'Brien: No I'm not I'm Chief of Operations. Why would they call me that anyway?

    Sisko: This is a Space Station, No Engines.

    O'Brien: Oh yeah...
     
  12. Rush Limborg

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    Bashir: (yawn) Lovely...music....

    Worf: BARTENDER!

    O'Brien: Well--I guess Kenny G's not for everyone....

    Bashir: Yeah...fine....(topples over....)

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    Ezri: Admiral...I was wondering what happened after Khitomer. They re-assigned you to a restaurant!

    Cartwright: Watch it, girl--I have friends....
     
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    O'Brien: It's...the penguins, Sir...

    Sisko: Yeah...but they don't pay the bill.
     
  14. Rush Limborg

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    Joseph: I told you--the key is under the left flowerpot!

    Ezri: I checked! I can't find it anywhere!

    Joseph: Oh, this is just excellent. Looks like someone didn't keep this one little secret--and now the key is GONE! Someone is not going to hear the end of this--

    Ezri: Uh...Mr. Sisko?

    Joseph: What?

    Ezri: Check your back pocket....