Do you ever get itchy boobs?

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Apparently so.

Quite right. Vaginas are always full of win.

Spoken by someone who has never had a period or a yeast infection.

Oh, how you're harshing my mellow.

 

[Commander Rabbit]

This thread topic deserves a prize. For what, exactly, I'm not sure, but something.

Why it deserves the "Booby Prize" of course!

OMG <groan>

 

[freak]

This is the funniest topic ever! Yes, I have to admit, women's boobs do itch occasionally. I know mine do and it's because of dry skin..sometimes mine(and I know this is embarrassing to say on a Trek board) can break out in a heat rash and get flakey..that's where the lotion and baby powder come in! That always seems to work for me.

 

[T'Bonz]

^^ Apparently so.

Quite right. Vaginas are always full of win.

Spoken by someone who has never had a period or a yeast infection.

Oh, how you're harshing my mellow.

Oops, sorry!

 

[tharpdevenport]

EDITED


Boobie scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge, and for women only.

 

[trampledamage]

Boob scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge.

You might want to be more specific about the allowed clientele

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Boob scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge.

You might want to be more specific about the allowed clientele

... and what exactly scartching is. You might find yourself with more than you bargained for.

 

[Jayson]

Boob scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge.

My man boobs could use your service. Make sure to scratch really good under the fat. That is were it itches the most.

Jason

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Boob scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge.

You might want to be more specific about the allowed clientele

... and what exactly scartching is. You might find yourself with more than you bargained for.

^^ Indeed.

A boob is also another name for a foolish person, too. You want to feel up a fool for free?

 

[Major Chord]

So then, the boob wants to scratch the boob's boob? I'm confused.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Boob scartcher for hire*





* = Services free of charge.

My man boobs could use your service. Make sure to scratch really good under the fat. That is were it itches the most.

Jason

I just died a little inside. Actually, I think it was more than a little.

 

[Brent]

This is the funniest topic ever! Yes, I have to admit, women's boobs do itch occasionally. I know mine do and it's because of dry skin..sometimes mine(and I know this is embarrassing to say on a Trek board) can break out in a heat rash and get flakey..that's where the lotion and baby powder come in! That always seems to work for me.

This is the hottest post ever

Seriously, I am turned on

 

[Locutus of Bored]

You've got problems.

 

[sidious618]

My man boobs could use your service. Make sure to scratch really good under the fat. That is were it itches the most.

Jason

I just died a little inside. Actually, I think it was more than a little.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who freaked.

 

[Capn Flukie]

That imagery is worse than '2 tub girls one cup'.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

I've never had an itchy boob, ever. Sometimes, I get bored and play with them but that's about it.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I've never had an itchy boob, ever. Sometimes, I get bored and play with them but that's about it.

This thread is happy again.

 

[Mr Awe]

Use shampoo and conditioner in your beard and not only will it stop itching, it will be softer.

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

Who cares? And why explain? Do what works for you.

Mr Awe

 

[loldrey]

My boobs itch almost constantly.

 

[RoJoHen]

My boobs itch almost constantly.

Same with my balls.