Do you ever get itchy boobs?

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Use shampoo and conditioner in your beard and not only will it stop itching, it will be softer.

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

 

[T'Bonz]

Clerks ask?

 

[Red Ranger]

I don't have boobs, but I'll scratch any woman's boobs that itch, if she asks me nicely! -- RR

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

Clerks ask?

Most people probably would.

 

[JonathonWally]

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

Clerks ask?

Most people probably would.

I never get asked by the clerks when I get sent on a tampon run, I don't see why haircare stuff would be different.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

I could always use the self checkout lane...

 

[JonathonWally]

I could always use the self checkout lane...

You need to man-up.

 

[sidious618]

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

Clerks ask?

Most people probably would.

Doubtful. A) They don't want costumers complaining to the manager. B) You could quite plausibly be buying it for someone else like a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/kid/whatever.

 

[Dream]

Do you ever get itchy boobs?

 

[RoJoHen]

I could always use the self checkout lane...

You need to man-up.

I agree.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Clerks ask?

Most people probably would.

Dude i worked retail. We don't care what you buy so long as you buy it and get the hell out.

 

[RoJoHen]

Exactly. If it's in the store, somebody's gonna buy it. I mean, unless you're the type of person who giggles every time somebody buys condoms...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

It's funny. Working retail i realized something. If we, as the people responsible for stocking the store and selling the shit that's for sale, hate a particular item, it sells like mad. I never did understand that. There was this godawful jacket for sale once, and everyone working there hated it, and yet, it became a top seller.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Of course women's breasts itch, most women just have enough of a sense of decorum too scratch subtly and in private. Our labias and vaginas can get itchy too, but again, women are less likely to scratch themselves in those areas publicly (not that vaginas are exactly scratchable).

I was so sure you were going to do another comic strip.

 

[T'Bonz]

Dude i worked retail. We don't care what you buy so long as you buy it and get the hell out.

Yep. That was my experience when I worked at K-Mart (in my early 20s.)

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Dude i worked retail. We don't care what you buy so long as you buy it and get the hell out.

Yep. That was my experience when I worked at K-Mart (in my early 20s.)

I need to pay better attention. I read that as (in the early '20s)

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Dude i worked retail. We don't care what you buy so long as you buy it and get the hell out.

Yep. That was my experience when I worked at K-Mart (in my early 20s.)

I need to pay better attention. I read that as (in the early '20s)

Well she looks good for her age then ...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Use shampoo and conditioner in your beard and not only will it stop itching, it will be softer.

Golden advice. I do that every couple of days and it really helps with the look and feel of the beard. Sure, it's funny when I have both my head and my beard full of foam and I look like Santa!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Use shampoo and conditioner in your beard and not only will it stop itching, it will be softer.

Thanks for the tip. It may be a bit awkward trying to explain to the clerk why a bald guy is buying shampoo though.

I could always use the self checkout lane...

You are like the anti-Rube Goldberg. You imagine these incredibly unlikely elaborate scenarios to avoid agreeing with or doing very simple things.

Of course women's breasts itch, most women just have enough of a sense of decorum too scratch subtly and in private. Our labias and vaginas can get itchy too, but again, women are less likely to scratch themselves in those areas publicly (not that vaginas are exactly scratchable).

Note to self: Vaginas are not like lottery tickets. Important safety tip.

One day all of the mysteries that weren't covered in your monologues will finally be revealed, Vagina. One day!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Vaginas are not like lottery tickets.

I can actually think of a valid answer to that, but I think I will leave it for now.