Do you ever get itchy boobs?

[the 4th hanson bro]

Vaginas are not like lottery tickets.

I can actually think of a valid answer to that, but I think I will leave it for now.

I think what he means is that you won't win if you try to scratch one with a coin.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Vaginas are not like lottery tickets.

I can actually think of a valid answer to that, but I think I will leave it for now.

I think what he means is that you won't win if you try to scratch one with a coin.

Oh, you mean scratchcards? Ah, now that's different.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I can actually think of a valid answer to that, but I think I will leave it for now.

I think what he means is that you won't win if you try to scratch one with a coin.

Oh, you mean scratchcards? Ah, now that's different.

God help me, but there's a Powerball joke in there somewhere that I refuse to make.

 

[RoJoHen]

I think what he means is that you won't win if you try to scratch one with a coin.

Oh, you mean scratchcards? Ah, now that's different.

God help me, but there's a Powerball joke in there somewhere that I refuse to make.

Make it. Make it!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Vaginas are not like lottery tickets.

I can actually think of a valid answer to that, but I think I will leave it for now.

Scratch and sniff?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I think what he means is that you won't win if you try to scratch one with a coin.

Oh, you mean scratchcards? Ah, now that's different.

God help me, but there's a Powerball joke in there somewhere that I refuse to make.

We call it Thunderball - which is either a Bond story or a medical condition depending on who you ask.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Are they blue?

 

[Lookingglassman]

My man boobies itch after a shower. I have to lotion them up to stop them from itching.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Are they blue?

They're very unhappy, in any case.

 

[thestrangequark]

Of course women's breasts itch, most women just have enough of a sense of decorum too scratch subtly and in private. Our labias and vaginas can get itchy too, but again, women are less likely to scratch themselves in those areas publicly (not that vaginas are exactly scratchable).

I just got a really awkward image in my head.

Yes, tsq will do that to you.

I do? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I could explain the wonders of over-the-counter treatments...

In my line of work, those mental images are very often a painful reality.

But apparently you are aware enough.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

In my line of work, those mental images are very often a painful reality.

But apparently you are aware enough.

All too aware.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

We call it Thunderball - which is either a Bond story or a medical condition depending on who you ask.

I had a bad case of Thunderball in high school. You get it from swimming in a pool with shadowy naked women while music plays in the background.

Symptoms include having Tom Jones show up whenever the pain kicks in to sing "And it strikes, like Thunderbaaaaaaaaal!"

My man boobies itch after a shower. I have to lotion them up to stop them from itching.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Symptoms include having Tom Jones show up whenever the pain kicks in to sing "And it strikes, like Thunderbaaaaaaaaal!"

According to legend, in the version of the song you hear, Sir Tom actually passed out after singing that final note.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

From the pain of the Thunderball.

 

[ITL]

Sir Tom has mighty love-spuds that are literally made of compressed Thunder. Look you, there's lovely. Boyo.

On topic:
MY MAN TITTIES DO NOT ITCH!

 

[RJDiogenes]

Note to self: Vaginas are not like lottery tickets. Important safety tip.

Quite right. Vaginas are always full of win.

 

[T'Bonz]

Quite right. Vaginas are always full of win.

Spoken by someone who has never had a period or a yeast infection.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

MY MAN TITTIES DO NOT ITCH!

Ditto. I did not realize this was a significant issue.

 

[AnyStar]

this topics gone from "Ooo!" to "Eww!"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Note to self: Vaginas are not like lottery tickets. Important safety tip.

Quite right. Vaginas are always full of win.

And full of something else too ...