Contest: ENTER Creating the "1st Annual Disco Awards"

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Discovery' started by Lord Garth, Jun 8, 2018.

  1. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Admiral Admiral

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    We should create an Annual Disco Awards Ceremony. Just a fun, little thing.

    I want to put together different categories:

    Best Episode
    Worst Episode

    Best Actor
    Best Actress

    Best Main Character
    Best Supporting Character

    Best Scene
    Worst Scene

    Best Line
    Worst Line

    "Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera," as Yul Brenner would say.

    And in the event of a tie, I need two co-judges where we'll decide on a two-thirds vote on how to break the tie. If you're interested in becoming a Judge, please notify me by PM.

    Feel free to suggest additional categories. Though I can't promise they'll all be used. Again, that would be based on a two-thirds vote from the judges.

    What do you think? Is this something you'd be interested in? If this works, I want to do this every year, for each season.

    UPDATE: Succubint is now a Judge! Just need one more.
     
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  2. Succubint

    Succubint Captain Captain

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    How about best death/worst death as potential categories?
     
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  3. gblews

    gblews Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Yes, good idea for a thread.

    How about:

    Best Use of Technobabble
    Best Traditionally Star Trek Scene or Moment
    Best Traditionally Sci Fi Story (or Storyline)
    Best Real Science Concept
    Best Character Scene
     
  4. Orac

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    Suggestions for themes:

    Most gratuitous scene.
    Best Incongruity.
    Best Anachronism.
    Best "homage".
    Best "homage" to something already done on Star Trek.
    Best canon violation.
     
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  5. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Admiral Admiral

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    UPDATE: Kidding aside, Orac is now the third judge!
     
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  6. SpocksOddSocks

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    I don't know about all categories. Maybe there should just be one - best actor.

    I'd like to nominate ....

    Javid Iqbal :klingon:
     
  7. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Admiral Admiral

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    Best Main Antagonist
    Best Supporting Antagonist

    Best Non-Hero Ship

    Best Couple
    Worst Couple

    Best New Design
    Worst New Design

    Best Writer

    Best Director
     
  8. Mad Jack Wolfe

    Mad Jack Wolfe Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Best Moustache Twirling By a Villain, Male or Female
    Blurriest Special Effect
    Best Taxidermy of a Gorn
    Best Overuse of the Colour Blue
    Best Example of Writers' Ignorance of Gravity, Physics, or Other Basic Scientific Principles
     
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  9. BillJ

    BillJ The King of Kings Premium Member

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    Most Fanwank? It would probably be the toughest category to judge. :eek:
     
  10. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Admiral Admiral

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    I'll throw a bone. "Most Fan-Servicey Moment". You only get to vote once, though. :p

    Also:

    Best Effect
    Worst Effect (which probably overuses blue. ;) )

    Best Homage/Callback
    Worst Homage/Callback
     
  11. BillJ

    BillJ The King of Kings Premium Member

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    :shifty:
     
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  12. shapeshifter

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    Best creation of space-faring lifeforms. (Tardigrade and Goremander)
     
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  13. seigezunt

    seigezunt Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Most Insufferable gatekeeper
     
  14. Mad Jack Wolfe

    Mad Jack Wolfe Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Most Implausible Race Reassignment
    Best Recipe for Kelpians As An Appetiser or Entree
    Most Costume Changes By A Vulcan In a Single Episode (This gets the Stevie Nicks trophy)
     
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  15. Orac

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    If I undertand the term correctly would this award go to a trekbbs poster? If so I approve, and will also add the following suggestions:

    Vilest post. (about Star Trek Discovery)
    Best grammar. (in a post about STD)
    Worst spelling. (in a post about Disco)
    Most incoherent post. (about DIS)
    Most obtuse poster. (in a thread about Star Trek D)
     
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  16. Lord Garth

    Lord Garth Admiral Admiral

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    The ex-mod in me wants to go "post not poster". I think we should stick to the show. Otherwise, things can go wrong really fast. That's not up for a vote.
     
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  17. SpocksOddSocks

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    How about: Most annoying monologue.

    Best underuse of the colour blue (OK , I can only think of one example of this - the inexplicable orangeness of the "O-type star" in episode 4).
     
  18. Jinn

    Jinn Mistress of the Chaotic Energies Rear Admiral

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    Walter Harriman of the Stargate Center vs. Peter Grodin of the Atlantis Expedition?

    I can't decide, I like both.
     
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    Best Picard-like aimlessly wandering optimistic speech.

    Best battle on the main screen where you can't tell what's going on.

    Most obviously lead up to a plot twist.
     
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  20. Vger23

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    Best line spoken in Klingon

    The Golden Mushroom Award for someone who can actually explain the spore drive to me in a way that makes sense.

    The Edward Jellco Award for the greatest "Lorca is a prick Captain" moment
     
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