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[SPOCKED]

Shimmy: mmmm, Purina sparrow pate - now with more sparrow

 

[Gertch]

* cak - cak - gaaaaah * "SPOCKED will be happy I fixed his deviled ham."

 

[T'Baio]

Whatever that is, it's asshole has teeth.

 

[Shatmandu]

Cat: "Hmm. After this, I think I'll wipe my ass on the foodbringer's pillow and then take a nap."

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Man, watching those two cut and chop and hammer and nail and dig and build sure gives me an appetite."

 

[ITL]

Man, I haven't been this hungry since Kitty Squadron crashed when flying over Macho Grande and....and....we did what we had to do to stay alive.

*sniff* Poor old Captain Fluffy. Poor old tasty Captain Fluffy. Nom.

 

[SPOCKED]

*sniff* Poor old Captain Fluffy. Poor old tasty Captain Fluffy. Nom.

^^ I hate to laugh at the expense of my cat but, oh well.. thanks guys

 

[ITL]

*sniff* Poor old Captain Fluffy. Poor old tasty Captain Fluffy. Nom.

^^ I hate to laugh at the expense of my cat but, oh well.. thanks guys

A day without Feline Cannibalism Insinuation is a day without sunshine.

 

[Goliath]

"And how are you today, kitty?"
"Better."
"Better?"
"Better get a plate. I'm going to throw up."

 

[Major Chord]

Kitty-"Uh...I think I just lost my brain..."

 

[ria 75]

Tofu, again? I don't want to be on a diet!
I'm not fat, I'm furry.​

 

[Plecostomus]

I can has one too many cheeseburger the doctor said... now I have to eat this shit until my cholesterol comes down.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

So, it's pull in tongue, then bite. No, it's bite then pull in tongue....Wait?!?

 

[Gertch]

"Lucky for them I know the good china is still packed away."

 

[MetalPants]

The human slave serves me well.