Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by SPOCKED, Apr 21, 2009.
Shimmy: mmmm, Purina sparrow pate - now with more sparrow
* cak - cak - gaaaaah * "SPOCKED will be happy I fixed his deviled ham."
Whatever that is, it's asshole has teeth.
Cat: "Hmm. After this, I think I'll wipe my ass on the foodbringer's pillow and then take a nap."
"Man, watching those two cut and chop and hammer and nail and dig and build sure gives me an appetite."
Man, I haven't been this hungry since Kitty Squadron crashed when flying over Macho Grande and....and....we did what we had to do to stay alive.
*sniff* Poor old Captain Fluffy. Poor old tasty Captain Fluffy. Nom.
^^ I hate to laugh at the expense of my cat but, oh well.. thanks guys
A day without Feline Cannibalism Insinuation is a day without sunshine.
"And how are you today, kitty?"
"Better get a plate. I'm going to throw up."
Kitty-"Uh...I think I just lost my brain..."
Tofu, again? I don't want to be on a diet!
I'm not fat, I'm furry.
I can has one too many cheeseburger the doctor said... now I have to eat this shit until my cholesterol comes down.
So, it's pull in tongue, then bite. No, it's bite then pull in tongue....Wait?!?
"Lucky for them I know the good china is still packed away."
The human slave serves me well.
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