Caption Contest 5: Rubbernecking

[Kirby]

Trip: Oh man, I love these restaurants... Ok, I want to eat that one...

Vorok: Yes Captain, I can see your house too. Who's that guy in bed with your wife?

Phlox: Captain, I am very concerned about ethical aspects of this experiment. We don't have the right to do this.

Archer: I understand your concerns doctor, please carry on with your treatment... Oh, and we're going to call him Michael.

 

[Triskelion]

Well there's your problem. Ship's sperm count is down.

They didn't tell you what caviar was, did they.

Phlox: It's not a disease. It's a friction burn.
Archer: Been there.

Vorok: I don't know why I said the Borg have no honor. Let's just move on, shall we.
Archer: So how much latinum for the raktujino?
Vorok: Huh?

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"That reminds me...

Dammit, I forgot to flush in my quarters before I left the ship!"

VOROK:"Pardon me...do you have any holographic Grey Poupon?"

PHLOX:"His bulge is mere hours from exploding, Captain! If we don't subject him to holographic chamber images of fat women and baseball soon we will lose Mister Tucker!"

 

[cooleddie74]

VOROK:"Why are you Earthers shouting?

We're just a few meters away. Inside the fake, hollowed-out viewscreen."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Beware of hitchhiking ghosts

 

[Nerys Myk]

Don Corleone:We've known each other for many years but this is the first time you've ever come to me for counsel or for help. I can't remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is Godmother to your only child. But, let's be frank here. You never wanted my friendship and you were afraid to be in my debt.

Bonasera: I didn't want to get into trouble.

Don Corleone: I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law and you didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me and you say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my home on the day my daughter's to be married and you ask me to do murder for money.

 

[cooleddie74]

TIM BURTON's ENTERPRISE


Ghoulish fun for the entire species!

 

[Nerys Myk]

(Music plays in background)

Stop, look and listen baby
that's my philosophy
It's called rubberneckin' baby
but that's all right with me

ALIEN: We've built our entire culture around him.

TRIP: Hail to the King, baby.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"DAMN.

You guys got an official Elvis museum, too?

They weren't lyin', were they? He's EVERYWHERE!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"All we ask is that you shower a little before coming aboard.

I mean...seriously.

How can you not smell yourselves?"

 

[Triskelion]

So all in all there've been two hundred different Kings visiting our planet since the Pharaohs?

Yes. The one on the left was Sheshonk I, who made a deal with the Gou'auld in exchange for a bolt of gold lamé.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Awww, hell.

This ain't nothin'.

Back home in Florida, we got a museum dedicated to Goober from ANDY GRIFFITH."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "Wait a minute? You dedicated an entire museum to humans who died on the shitter?"

 

[T'Lin]

Archer: OK I give up... you can experiment on humans....starting with this one.

Phlox: Now I'll start by removing this appendage.

T'Pol: Excellent chose something that won't be missed.

Trip: Now hold on there.....lets not start doing anything irrational here...

Vorok: Are you well Archer?

Archer: (looks up) I'm doing the breast I can......damn it!

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "Wait a minute? You dedicated an entire museum to humans who died on the shitter?"

Alien: "Yes, we call it the Poopenheim."

 

[Rat Boy]

Being a repairman at Disneyland isn't as glamorous as you might think.

 

[Triskelion]

Well there's your problem, lady. Ship's got the DT's.

 

[SFRabid]

If Trip had been less flattered more and suspicious about his images having been plastered on the wall of the alien's room he may have avoided becoming the first pregnant male human in history.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX: "As I suspected...and feared.

Commander Tucker has the AIDS.

Not HIV. But full-blown AIDS."

ARCHER:"CUE the barbershop quartet!!"

VOROK:"I hope your puny Earther ass has stopped bleeding by now, Captain.

If you can't stand the gre'gta...stay off of the k'tch'A!"

 

[Shatmandu]

T'Pol: "It's not forked, but it'll do ..."