caption contest 48.1: Smokin Mirrors

[Alrik]

Since Triskelion still has his hands full with RL matters, I'll step in with a new contest to keep things rolling until he gets back. He can judge Contest 48 when he has the time.

So without further ado, I offer up a Mirror theme.

Enjoy

 

[ncc71877]

T'Pol: "You have a large bald spot on the back of...
Archer: AND YOUR ABDOMEN IS WEIRD... Dismissed."

"My abdomen is just right."

"I'm feeling very British, does this picture make me look more British?"

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[Rat Boy]

Archer: "I suddenly have the urge to play around with the thermostat."

Trekkie (off camera): "The railing's not supposed to be curved like that."

Hoshi: "Fire phasers!"

*BAM!*

Hoshi: "Anyone else want to lodge a complaint?!"

Reed: "Wait 'til they get a load of me."

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Get that woman a Double Cheeseburger and an order of fries...STAT!"

Hoshi: "They're staring at my ass, aren't they. I just know they're staring at my ass."

Reed: "I'm not sure what it is exactly, but there is just something about this uniform that makes me nervous."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: So T'Posh, when are the other Spice Girls showing up?

HOSHI: Who keeps dropping communicators on the deck? I'm tired of picking them up!

Guys behind her smile and give each other mental high fives.

 

[Rat Boy]

Keating: "I think I found Doohan's missing finger."

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Hike up those pants T'Pol...or we're going to find out if the other set is Botoxed as well."

Hoshi to guy on her right: "Fiffy credits saaailor and I love you long time."

Reed: "I like it here...it's exciting!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: No signal. I should have stuck with AT&T.

 

[mirandafave]

T'Pol: Captain. I do not think now is an appropriate time for animal mimicry."
Archer: "Shut up T'Pol! Now a squirrel makes a noise like this ...."

 

[mirandafave]

REED: Hello Mum, yeah I've gotten myself locked inside the washing machine again. Yes I was playing space invaders again.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Archer (to T'Pol): "Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin' like a fool wit' yo' pants on the ground!"

Mayweather (whispering to Tucker): "Psst! Hey!" (nods toward Sato) "I'm doin' that!"

Reed: "Check those schematics again. I'm in the engine room and there's nothing here but...an engine room. Where's the damned brewery?"

 

[cooleddie74]

REED: Bloody Cingular Wireless.

Damn thing dies on me every time I walk into a corridor or get inside a Jefferies tube.

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER: I like your stomach. Keep up the crunches.

I'm just two nights away from getting my prize for Most Frequent Masturbator on the ship.

 

[Mistral]

"Enterprise? You've got to beam over some more Bryl Cream right away. Yes, it's an emergency-my hair's drying out as we speak!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Reed to Archer!

Permission to have Daniels pull us both out of here, sir. This so-called STAR TREK convention is starting to get dangerous...and if one or more of us dies in the 20th century it could seriously change history!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Mirror Archer was a strongman and bully of the first order...a thug of immense courage. But he could never come to grips with the fact that T'Pol was in much better shape than him.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Archer: "Keep looking for that Aldebaran serpent, crewmen! Admiral Black has a keen interest in its highly potent venom and wishes it brought back to his starbase in perfect condition! Furthermore, if it isn't found, I--what's that touching my ankle?"

T'Pol: "Eh....Captain..."

Mayweather (thinking): *Holy crap, that thing looks dangerous*

Archer: "Ah, hell".

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"This is Empress Sato, calling Jerry Neumann of 3, Davidson Avenue, Northampton. Wondered where I've been since you broke it off, you bastard? I'm currently in orbit with a giant super-powered kickass starship from the effing future and am now undisputed ruler of this damn planet. Oh, that's right, baby, you're in deep crap now".

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR HOSHI: This is Empress Sato.

Lower your shields...and disarm your weapons...or we WILL lay waste to your cities.

And if I have to? I'll Dirty Sanchez Admiral Gardner's stupid beard.

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER: Once...in East Africa...I saw a gazelle giving birth.

So...naturally...I killed both the mother AND the calf and used the placenta to grease the treads of my personal recreational tank.