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caption contest 47: shut your mouth

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I don't think catsuits are standard issue for chefs. No.
 
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Behave yourself, Chef...or else I will tell the Captain that you keep two containers of illicit and uncut South American cocaine on that shelf up there.

'Sugar' my ASS.
 

Reed: "Ok, first off, I didn't 'volunteer' to wear this. You drugged me, sodomized me, and left me naked in Trip's quarters. My clothing choices were this or one of those frilly, pink tutu-like things Trip likes to wear when he's off duty. Second, the name is 'Reed', not 'Expendable'! Are we clear on that?"
 
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Behave yourself, Chef...or else I will tell the Captain that you keep two containers of illicit and uncut South American cocaine on that shelf up there.

'Sugar' my ASS.

Chef: "I thought you'd never ask. I've got some chocolate syrup for those perky breasts of yours as well."

T'POL: I'm sure that was something terribly inappropriate...but right now with this Shran mission well underway I do NOT have the time nor patience to learn what you REALLY meant by that comment.
 
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We found this control panel inside some pylon-shaped control booth atop a stone pedestal.

Apparently some species called "Sleestaks" use these control jewels to open up portals to other time periods and dimensions.
 
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Behave yourself, Chef...or else I will tell the Captain that you keep two containers of illicit and uncut South American cocaine on that shelf up there.

'Sugar' my ASS.

Monitor above Chef begins to play:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVxiHC9AJQw[/yt]
 
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T'Pol: Remember? We had coffee outside a flaming nacelle at Wolf 359? Who was that waiter?
Riker and T'Pol: Jean Luc!

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Archer: Go ahead. Touch it. It's fuzzy.
Reed: I don't believe it's really a tribble, sir.

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Riker: Look at me! I'm Hikaru Sulu!
Troi: sigh Why won't the Captain ever read my reports.
 
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