caption contest 47: shut your mouth
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T'Pau: " No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that."
Frakes: "It's a trick I learned from Shatner. The pressure from the closing door helps me suck in my belly while snappng my girdle."
T'Pol: "This tea is very smooth. It has a mellowing effect. What is it?"
Trip: "Kentucky bourbon."
Malcolm: "You put me at a console where the controles have either been removed, taped over, or replaces with candy. Are you trying to get rid of me?"
Archer: "Of course not. You are very import. So important that I have a special away mission for you and that new red uniform."
Archer: Alright men, this is a dangerous mission and more than likely one of us will get killed. The landing party will consist of Myself, T'Pol, Doctor Phlox and Ensign Reed.
Reed: Ah Crap.
"Deanna, would you stop laughing and open the damn door!?!"
Is this DIET Coke?
Bastard.
Sorry, sir. I wasn't aware Mr. Tucker had failed to fluff Miss Sato for you before we went on duty.
Leave his comeuppance to ME.
DEANNA: Don't get too upset, Will.
Trust me...the program gets MUCH stupider and worse from here.
If this is Holiday eggnog...
WHY, then, is there a humanoid eye floating in it?
RIKER: Uhhhh, Deanna?
HELLO?!
A...a little help here. Pressman's famous meatloaf made me swell up a tad.
Curious flavoring.
I've never experienced it before.
WHY is my tongue going numb?
By the way, sir.
Nice ass in those pants.
"Let me be certain I understand correctly, Captain. You are saying that spooning naked on the bed is the time honored human tradition for mouning the loss of a close friend. I find that interesting, because Trip told me that's how you liked to celebrate Water Polo victories."
Reed: "Ask me one more time if I'm sure I know what I'm doing, and we'll see just how well your nut cup protects.....Sir."
Frakes: "Why am I so happy? It's Star Trek and it's a paycheck. What else could you ask for?"
T'Pol: "Odd. He only had one penis, whereas Vulcan males have two. Since human males apparently have one less than Vulcan males, is it possible that human females have no penis at all? No wonder he freaked out when he saw mine!"
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Trip (OS): "I see a pretty girl and a cup. You know what I was thinking? If we invited Hoshi Sato in here, we'd have two girls and a cup!"
T'Pol: "I'm considering it."
Trip (hopefully): "Really?!"
T'Pol: "Yes. I'm considering whether I should kick your ass or let Ensign Sato do it."
Riker demonstrates making love to a Vulcan.
T'Pol kept wondering when Riker would bring out his sketches.
Reed <thinking>: If he "accidentally" brushes into me again I'm taking the inertial dampeners offline.
It's something their side calls "Chinese Checkers," sir.
Care for a match?
ANNOUNCER: We switched Commander T'Pol's regular herbal Vulcan tea blend with ALL-NEW "Logicum" brand herbal tea substitute!!
Will she notice?
Let's watch!!
T'Pol: "Hey, I recognize this aroma! This is the same stuff a boy named Stonr gave me back in high school just before we ended up tussling in the back seat of his hover car!"
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