Caption Contest #257 Gee Wizz!!

[MANT!]

As always, there are so many good entries!

Shaw: "Oh, Jim! I remember the first time we met! You kissed my hands then, too! And then, the last time we saw each other, on Chelab IV, you kissed my--"
Kirk: "Not so loud!"

Never ask to see what a Scotsman has under his kilt.

Kirk: Must start thinking of alibi...

Spock: Let me get this straight, Sulu has a fashion blog?

No photoshops this time (or maybe they were too subtile for me!)

On to the next..

Have fun!

Don't hold anything back!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Roberta: Oh my goodness! What is that?!?

Spock: It's bifurcated.

McCoy: Jim, I can't put my finger on it, but I think these women are somewhat older than they appear.

Spock: Perhaps it's their grey hair, Doctor.

Kirk: Grey? It's white. Still, let's stick around. I wouldn't mind learning a new trick or two.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Here we come, walking down the street.....

no one joins in singing.

KIRK: Hmmf, shoulda brought Chekov.

ROBERTA: Oh my god! Did you get in a automated rice picker accident?

KIRK: Hello? Jim Kirk...Space stud standing right here!!!!!

KIRK: Move it Bones, the seating is Boy Girl Boy Girl!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Chekov: "Vhere did you get that dress? Our helmsman vould love that material!"

McCoy: "For future reference, Jim, these kinds of landing parties are a lot more fun with Scotty than with Spock."

 

[Maurice]

KIRK: You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out...
SPOCK: Redshirts can't dance.

TERI GARR: *gasp* I'm going to be asked about this dumb role for the rest of my life, aren't I?

CHEKOV: Vhy yes, the fabric is vonderful. Ve call it welour.

KIRK: Um, Bones, where'd the rest of your left arm go?
BONES: Fucking Filmation!

 

[UFO]

Kirk and Spock were among the most competitive members of the Enterprise short walkers club.

Bonnie Beecher: I’d reeeeally appreciate your autograph Mr Jones.

Bones: What are we looking at?
Kirk: Does it matter?

Spock: I’m having a bad ear day.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Landing party, fan out. Blue and gold shirts, away from the scary noise."

Spock: "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like."

Kirk: "Just a minute. To be fair, we'll do this in order of rank."

McCoy: "You may like these, but wait till you see the new men's uniforms."

 

[T'Girl]

Sleezey Hooker: "Oh, your muscles ..."

Chekov: "Why thank you."

Sleezey Hooker: " ...they'rer all soft and smooth, like a girl's."

 

[doubleohfive]

KIRK: What'd you say the name of this planet was, Spock?
SPOCK: "Etheria."
KIRK: I LIKE IT!

 

[Bob Karo]

McCoy: Look, Jim. I'm not saying he's going do to anything. I'm just saying that if one of these hookers ends up dead, we check Scotty's alibi first.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: I dunno about this, Jim. The one on your left keeps saying "Wait till He-Man gets here.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "In all my travels, this is the first brothel I've ever encountered with a 'No Tipping' sign."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Well! It seems Lt. Bailey's cultural exchange with Balok has been a big success."

 

[Isis]

CHEKOV: Vhy yes, the fabric is vonderful. Ve call it welour.

<brief pause>

Chekov: "And it's vun of many Russian inwentions."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Have you noticed every planet we land on looks the same?

Nimoy: Leave this soundstage! This spinoff idea is awful!

Nimoy: How did he get the girl?

Shatner: He filed a grievance with the union saying that it was unfair that one actor got to have all the romance in the series.

Nimoy: Shoulda thought of that 2 seasons ago...

McCoy: You know they're gonna try to kill us at some point, right Jim?

Kirk: Please don't ruin this for me, Bones.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Whoops! Watch your step, boys; not too jaunty! Gravity's a little light on this planet!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Hey, I'm the fastest gun! I can pop off six shots faster than any man here!"
Girl: "That's definitely not what I'm looking for!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "Spock, have you noticed something strange? Everyone's got phasers except you and me."

Redshirt: "You two shut up and keep walking. We'll see who gets killed first on this mission."

 

[Isis]

The impromptu rehearsals for the annual talent show's Riverdance number did not go well, especially for Spock.

 

[UFO]

Kirk: … 98, 99, 100. Ready or not, here we come!

McCoy: Jim, what ever possessed you to book our accommodation through Mudd Travel Adventures?

Kirk had hoped that dancing lessons might help Spock relax ...