Caption Contest #257 Gee Wizz!!

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk, OS: No, no, NO, Mr. Spock! First you get the money, then you get the power, THEN you get the girl.

Spock: I fail to see why you should involve either myself or the crew on what is a strictly personal matter.
Kirk: The captain's health is the crew's concern, Mr. Spock. Somewhere on this planet is the girl who gave your cappy the clap.

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk: "In America, you can always find a hooker.
Chekov: "Yes, but in Russia, hooker always find you."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Borgas Frat!!! I knew this looked familiar. We've been here before!

SPOCK: Spread out before he sees us.

UHURA: I hate time travel.

 

[UFO]

MANT!: No photoshops this time (or maybe they were too subtile for me!)

Nerys Myk: !!!?

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: Have you noticed every planet we land on looks the same?

Spock: No, but I have noticed you're the only one here who can walk and look cool at the same time.

 

[T'Girl]

Spock : "You are wearing too much eye shadow young lady."

Roberta: "Look who's talking."