Caption Contest 22: Eye Spy

[cooleddie74]

"YOWZA, Doc!!

I bet he never had to bother with a bag or a sack to carry HIS groceries!"

 

[Alrik]

"WooWee. Now that right there Doc, is what I'd call a nacelle."

 

[Alrik]

Tucker: "Hey doc, what did one necrophiliac say to the other? How 'bout stoppin by for a cold one."

Phlox: "OUT!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"So...that WASN'T mesquite barbecue sauce?







I think I'm going to be sick."

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Hey, "Airlock". Aren't we supposed to be on the other side of the hatch for this interrogation technique to work?

hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[Alyssa]

Trip: Huh I guess Vulcans aren't the only bifuricated species out there.

Bakula: Jolene when Rick and Brannon asked you to chew a little more scenery I'm not really sure this is what they meant.

 

[Alrik]

"You're right Doc, he's gettin pretty close. I'd say put back in for another 45 minutes and add some carrots and taters for flavor."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Guess you were right, Doc.

Not everyone DOES keep their severed and mutilated genitals in the same place."

T'POL:"These hatch instructions are confusing, Captain.

Why do we need to....'jiggle the handle from side to side'?"

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"Careful, Commander.

I just finished inserting the implant two hours ago. It'll need time to set in and heal before you and Mister Reed start making fun of it."

 

[Mistral]

Jolene wasn't entirely clear which segment of the audience it was s'posed to arouse, but she went ahead and blew the airlock anyway.

 

[cooleddie74]

"The finale appears to be contained and docile, Captain. Shall I introduce the theragen nerve gas?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"YIKES.

No wonder he never got married."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Using leather cups to accentuate one's non-existent junk is not logical."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"Subcommander, I'm going NUMB down there! Do something!"

CUTLER:"Dibs!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"YOWZA.

My mistake!

I thought the captain said he had a huge memory."

 

[Alrik]

So THAT's where they're hidin' the next Caption Contest.

 

[SFRabid]

Trip: "Found ya."
Phlox: "Trip. Malcom. No hide-and-seek in the infirmary."

T'Pol: "What is your important discovery?"
Cutler: "First I pulled the straps tight and Travis did not flinch."
Rostov: "Then we heard something snap and his breasts grew."
Cutler: "That is when we realized that Travis is really Mavis Mayweather.

Archer: "T'Pol?"
T'Pol: "Shhhh. I'm hiding from Trip. We are playing hide-and-seek."
Archer: "You've been hiding for two days. He is not looking for you any more."
T'Pol: "Of course he is."
Archer: "I'm sorry T'Pol. Right now they are showing Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. He is watching it with Mavis."
T'Pol: "Captain. Inform Mr. Tucker that he has 5 minutes to hide. I'll be getting a plasma riffle from the armory."

 

[cooleddie74]

"No fair.

Why does he get to hog all the extra garlic bread under there?"

ROSTOV:"The Captain isn't gonna like this."

CUTLER:"What do we do?"

TRAVIS:"Whatever you think of...make it SOON. My balls are going numb."

T'POL:"Be silent, Captain.

Trip does not know we are out here...nor that THAT is the last roll of toilet paper."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"S'Alright in the corpse?"

VOICE:"S'Alright!"

 

[Triskelion]

Cut!