Caption Contest 22: Eye Spy

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: I don't suppose you noticed where the little fellow scampered off to.

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "I think I figured out where Trip drilled the glory hole."

T'Pol: "Where?"

Archer: "BEHIND ME!"

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol: "It's some freak with a hockey mask and a machete. I think we'd better stay hidden!"

 

[Mistral]

Trip: "All that from a .22? What's this guy made out of-paper mache?"

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

If we hide in here and they don't find us maybe we wont have to do "These are the Voyages."

TRIP: I don't suppose you noticed where the little fellow scampered off to.

These two really made me

 

[cooleddie74]

"I coulda SWORN he had the 'Who Farted?' shirt when he came on board..."

ROSTOV:"Nice.

After you return from the planet...wanna come to my quarters to spelunk something else?"

T'POL:"Curious.

Have you ever noticed these warning insignia on the doors have little in-jokes on them?

'In Space...No one can hear you reboot.' "

 

[cooleddie74]

"Gross.

Well...guess it goes to show ya...

Don't get head from a girl with two jaws AND a set of braces on each."

 

[Rat Boy]

Mayweather: "She said she was eighteen!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Trip: "It's a woman... but it has a penis! Doctor, you'll have to perform surgery right away!"

Travis: "Kicking me in the nuts isn't gonna stop me from growing my tits bigger than yours, T'pol."

T'pol: "Your reaction is most illogical, Mr. Mayweather."

Travis: "Bitch."

Archer: "Jiggle it around in the lock!"

T'pol: "I did!"

Archer: "Let me see- oh that's not even the right key! Do you have your other keys with you??"

T'pol: "They're inside!"

Archer: "Well, great!"

 

[Mistral]

Travis: "Don't tell me how to wear a jockstrap! What would you know about it?!? You're a, you're a girl!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"Whomever said this contraption made for more intense orgasms in zero gravity?

They're full of SHIT."

 

[cooleddie74]

"WHEW.

Glad I'm not THIS poor bastard!

Look at that. All that length...and no girth. Must be like falling on a krazy straw when gettin' outta the tub."

T'POL:"It appears Mister Tucker's promise to put some of his Gorilla Glue on the doors and hatches as a practical joke?

NOT a fabrication, sir."

 

[Will]

ok....but where did it *go*?

T'Pol: What does it mean, "Airlock: Open and you die"?
Archer: Oh...are we at *that* door? Umm....

 

[Lashmore]

"And I thought I had problems...lets see if T'pol's logic can explain this one."

"These things need a safety clip, now everyone will think I'm jewish."

"Not what I wanted you to examine, Sub-Commander"

 

[Mistral]

Trip: "I aint seen nothin' like that since I pulled the pants off my sister's 'Ken' doll!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Wow.

He must have been real popular in high school."

ARCHER:"Can you HURRY up?

Blow this hatch. I'm about to ruin the only clean set of skivvies I have left."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROSTOV:"Not NOW, Cutler.

There'll be plenty of time for that later...when we're all nice and blasted."

 

[Alrik]

"I knew it! He was stuffing his shorts."

T'Pol: "Unexpected sir. It appears that Soval is hung like a mule."

 

[cooleddie74]

"So THAT'S why his co-pilot kept callin' him Double Stuf."

T'POL:"Quick, Captain...throw me another quarter before the money shot occurs."

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "More like a 'Foreskin alien' this week ..."