Caption Contest 22: Eye Spy

[Triskelion]

Well spank my six and call me Sally! I think we all got a little umax on that one!

Special wins this time around: Four Belt-Holders, three Brand New Champs, and two Double-Winners! What a show!

cooleddie74
Rat Boy
LeadHead
Mach 5
cooleddie74
Nerys Myk
Nerys Myk

...and
MISTRAL! Yay!

And now:
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For the Ceiling Trip is watching you "you know" shot:

"S'alright in the sickbay?

S'ALRIGHT!"

For the Group Action Shot:

Tucker: "Turn me down, will she? Let's see how she likes it when she wakes up here in the group orgy room."

For the Porthos Earns his Biscuit Shot:

Porthos: They're laughing now, just wait until Paramount stops paying for their energy whips.

Photoshop Awards:

TRIP:"For the LAST damn time...there is no Deck 78!!!


GO AWAY!!!"

Multicap Award:

TRIP: Porthos! You hold them off. I'll go get help!

PORTHOS: This never happens to Lassie.

End-The-Misery Award:

"Captain! I found the end of the caption contest! It's right-oh, crap, wrong forum! Never mind!"

Congratulations to all our wieners!

Your Prize:

It's an all-expenses paid Night of Sexy!

A Star Trek Video Game...

A Nerd HOTTIE....

And...You know....!


All our captioners will be taking home:

Shake n Bake!
You gots to know your chickens!


Our next contest has 3 images from Rogue Planet, Two Days & Two Nights, and Daedalus - featuring lookie-loos a'-lookin' where they ought not a-be lookin'!

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Take a picture it'll last longer!

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "Tentacles?"

Mayweather: "Oh, sure; I get kicked in the junk by a horse and now everybody notices me."

Phlox: "Now kindly remove your clothing and begin decontamination."

Archer: "For crying out loud, we didn't even leave the ship!"

Phlox: "Don't argue with your doctor. Oh, by the way, I'll be expecting nude jumping jacks after you're finished."

 

[cooleddie74]

"THREE of 'em?

Damn. He must have been real popular before the plunger accident."

ROSTOV:"Those don't work, Travis. Trust me. I bought one back in my Starfleet Training days. Got nothing from it from a pulled groin muscle, a prescription for salve and an inability to sit up straight in a chair for several weeks."

T'POL:"The butler...he's doing something unauthorized and carnal."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Poor Traveler.

That Wesley fella from the future never gave him a chance, did he? I didn't know human teeth could even DO that."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHLOX: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

Mythbusters disproves another one.

T'POL: Oh yeah!!! That's kinky!!!

ARCHER: Stop hogging the peephole. I paid a quarter too!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hmmm.

Guess I have no right to be bitchin' about the size of my crabs, do I?"

TRAVIS:"If you think it looks uncomfortable...you should try WEARIN' it.

I'm not gonna be able to pee for a week after we're done with this mission!"

T'POL:"He just climaxed."

ARCHER:"Great. I wait thirty-six minutes for the good stuff, and you didn't give me a heads-up.

Thanks a lot."

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Uh, Doc, I think I found your Pyrithion Bat.

Phlox: Oh dear. Well I hope he won't mind me having to replace that with an eel.

If we hide in here and they don't find us maybe we wont have to do "These are the Voyages."

 

[cooleddie74]

"How the HELL did his wife even get that in her mouth?"

 

[frenchman]

trip : god, doc, don't show this to T'pol! It's bigger than mine!

 

[cooleddie74]

"If Hoshi or T'Pol find out about this...I'm as good as a virgin all over again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"He just got up and finished wiping."

ARCHER:"NOW."

 

[jgdst]

Trip: Any idea how he died?
Phlox: Well, I hear Rostov might be involved...
Trip: Hm, he was right. Bigger on the inside...

Rostov: YEAAAAH look at it, bitchez!
T'Pol: There's nothing there.
Rostov: It's bigger on the inside... Here, let me show you...
Cutler: Subcommander...?
Mayweather: Permission to kick some redshirt ass?

Archer: Stay against the wall... I know Rostov's around here somewhere. I hear it's...
T'Pol: I've heard the rumours! Why do you think I'm crouching like this?

 

[cooleddie74]

"What the hell happened to him, Doc?

Did he accidentally see Malcolm naked or somethin'?"

ROSTOV:"Meh. I still say we can make his cockring fit more snugly. No stone left unturned!"

ARCHER:"What do you see?"

T'POL:"Mister Tucker. Bending over. Naked. Pointing to his rectum and silently mouthing the words 'Kiss It, Bitch.' "

 

[cooleddie74]

ROSTOV:"This is no good.

We can't send the Ensign down there like that.

Quick...go fetch equipment and fabric that's even GAYER!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: "Occupied". Can you hold it?

ARCHER: We gotta get more restrooms!!

 

[Alrik]

T'Pol: "Ensign, while it is true that your 'man boobs' are impressive, they are still no match for these."

 

[Piper]

Trip looked at the stiff.

"Travis's tight trousers!" thought T'Pol. "That toned torso! That's the Terran-like trunk that turns this T'pol twitching. Tee-hee, that's the thing to tell Trip, that that type's the top turn-on, 'to-a-T.'"

"Yep, he's still looking under that blanket."

 

[Candlelight]

"So THAT'S a Prince Albert"

"Who is this?"
"I'm Travis"
"Who?"
"I've been on the bridge for ages"
You mean like Chakotay?"
"I HATE YOU ALL"

"Aren't we supposed to be on the other side of the fridge door cos my balls are freezing off"

 

[Alrik]

T'Pol: "...... it is just something to consider Ensign."

Mayweather: "So you're saying this outfit makes me look GAY??!!"

Rostov: "To be honest Travis, it doesn't have anything to do with what you're wearing."

Cutler: "Oh saa-nap."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

T'POL: MhMhMhmhmhmhmh, slurp, Slurp!

ARCHER: " Hey when your done with Trip and his glory hole, how about a little action hear?"

Trip: "I'll be damed two of them!"