Caption Contest 17: Frontin'

[Triskelion]

Cheers and Salutations to all our players! There was a lot of good stuff to choose from this time. But it's getting close to curfew and we'd better stop loitering in the food court, and check out:

First Image:

TRIP: Well I'll be damned! The fanboys were right!!!

Second Image:

Trip: ..and this is what my Vulvan Herpes looked like 1 week after I applied the ointment

Malcom:

Third Image:

"Damn DIEBOLD machines.

Last time I used one of these, I ended up buying 500 kilos of Pat Buchanan."

Photoshop Award:
This was a toughie, all the PS entries in this contest were too funny. This award goes out to Atavachron with his topical critique of postmodern society (or something). Funny stuff always seems to emanate from your direction Atavachron! Keep it up!

Honorable mentions to all the other photo artists who posted; they are always my favorite part of any contest!

"Whew!"


Atavachron

So kudos and congrats to our faithful contestants new and old! Nerys Myk seems to come up again and again in the final rounds even though I never look at posters' names when judging, and your PS very nearly won - again! Alyssa always has something funny to contribute, I'm glad she could win the contest this week! Cooleddie74 is one of the most consistently warped and hilarious minds in two universes. You turn out winner after winner each week, it's really just a weird timeline glitch if you're not in the winner's circle, because you've got a chair with your name on it there! And finally, Atavachron, you really come out swinging week after week. Finally I'd like to honor all the other old hands and newbies who deserve to win and deliver a lot of laughs, and especially those brave enough to try it even if they don't think they are that funny! We're all glad you do!

And for Nerys Myk, cooleddie74, Alyssa and Atavachron:
This Week's Prize:

A 22nd century toilet thingy! Never scrub after a Bolian again!



Our next contest is from Cold Front and features a visit from Daniels to settle once and for all the trash talk between Archer and Kirk; and T'Pol playing innocent while Trip trips:

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Oh boy!

 

[Triskelion]

See? Bifurcated! You owe me one kiss - with tongue!

Who bit all the heads off my GI Joes and spray painted Spock Rulz over my Farrah Fawcett poster?

 

[Rat Boy]

Daniels' solution to holding the space-time continuum was just to stick his finger in the hole while Archer bailed out chronitons with his hands.

T'Pol: "Meh, I've seen bigger."

 

[E-Blonde]

Daniels: This is where it all started.
Archer: Who's Gene Roddenberry?
Daniels: Kirk was his brainchild.
Archer: So if I nudge this node to the left I can get 3 more seasons and 60% of his canon.
Daniels: You could do that. But you'd then have a sister who marries a Klingon. Oh, and while you'd still get T'Pol, she would be a fat, pimply transsexual still wearing the same catsuit.
Archer: Oh, rough. Can't do that.
Daniels: Yeah, but she falls for Travis.

Trip: T'Pol do you know who this overweight Vulcan is? And why is he, uh, she wearing clothes like yours?
T'Pol (to self): Archer must be making another canon grab up there.

 

[Alyssa]

Thanks Triskelion, I try my best

Daniels: Now you see over there is where you lost viewer respect, I mean seriously, Starfleet itself is at risk and your going on about a damn gazelle!! What is that about?

 

[cooleddie74]

DANIELS:"...and over there is when John F. Kennedy and his brother Robert had a three-way with Marilyn Monroe at Peter Lawford's place. This timestream can show you ANYTHING."

TRIP:"Is the creepy bug gone from the ceilin' yet, T'Pol? I ain't looking up there again 'til the things HISTORY!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"And if you look closely, Jonathan, you'll notice we're about to witness the moment in history when American President Bill Clinton found a most ingenious use for a cigar..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Daniels: Stop calling me Gooshie!

 

[SFRabid]

(Music plays in the background: Night feaver night fea-ver-r-r)

Daniels: "Watch the screen and do what they do. ... No. Extend your arm and point your finger. If I can teach John Travolta how to dance I can teach you."

Archer: "These disco lights are better than anything we have on earth."

Trip: Who canceled "The Blob" and substituted "Saturday Night Feaver" for movie night?

T'Pol: It was Captain Archer.

Trip: I'm going to have a word with him.

T'Pol: You don't want to go in there.

Trip stops at the door when he hears Archer and Daniels singing Bee Gees music.

 

[Captain Zog]

Shit, man! I can see my house from here!

Goddam! I forgot my line.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Star Trek: Enterprise: The Musical

Archer: "What do you think of my new uniform?"

T'pol: "Disturbing."

Trip: "What I want to know is: where did you find assless coveralls?"

 

[Rat Boy]

The crew reacts to Romo throwing the pick-six.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Archer: "Is this a boob?"

Daniels: "No. That's your own moob in 20 years. (Points) That's a boob."

 

[Mistral]

Trip: "Cap'n, where'd you get that horrible case of Vulcan herpes?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Trip: "Cap'n, where'd you get that horrible case of Vulcan herpes?"

*T'Pol whistles innocently*

 

[Atavachron]

Daniels: "Look! Up In The Sky!"

Archer: "It's a Bird!"

Daniels: "It's a Plane!"


Atavachron

 

[Atavachron]

Triskelion,

Thanks for the win and the beautiful parting gifts. I am honored!

Atavachron

 

[Nerys Myk]

DANIELS: Ha! At last my great great great grandmother is vindicated!!!! You can see Russia from her house!!!!

TRIP: Why does this room suddenly smell like plomeek soup?

 

[Mistral]

"There! That's the G-spot!"

Archer: "And I just do this...?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"See, Jonathan?

The timestream has once and for all vindicated the theory that there WERE two scoops of raisins in each and every box."

"Quick...someone gimme my line...fast!

Jolene farted...I can't keep this face much longer!"