Caption Contest 16: Rest Stop Blues

[Triskelion]

And, that'll do for another week. Last week's contest featured some great laughs by old and new alike, and of course The Village People, but now's the time to hit the showers! (Being an avid Trekkie I hate that part).

So who won? Of course just being a member of the forum makes you a winner, and all who have the audacity to caption are winners! But who gets to take home the prizes and get the hot nerd cosplay dates? These guys:

The First Image:

TRIP: Congratulate me boys! I scored with Sub-Commander T'Pol

TRAVIS: And I got to watch!

TRIP: What???

The Second Image:

Jolene Blalock discovers she has another 4 hour decon scene at the end of the episode.

Congratulations to our winners Nerys Myk (feel sorry for the guy, he never wins), and dark horse contender jongredic!


Your Prize:

The Means

The Motive

The Opportunity

Happy hunting!



Our next jaunt finds our space cadets at a Dead Stop playing at übercomputer hacks, and gobbing pan fried catfish, while Mayweather gets replaced by a corpse and nobody notices:

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Mmm-mmmm Aunt Bee, that's some goooood catfish!

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Now ya see there Cap'n, thats where I want to put in the Volleyball courts, that's where I want to put in the Swimming pool...
T'Pol: We are NOT getting a swimming pool!
Archer and Trip (sounding like 5 year olds): But T'Pol!!!

Trip: Do you feel guilty that we're the only ones who get the new Blue uniforms?
Reed: Don't feel bad for those two, they'll die by the end of this episode anyway.

Archer regreted letting Trip install an Artificial Inteligence into his DVR, whenever Archer wanted to watch a show, he had to bargain with it.

 

[Alyssa]

Trip: Ooooooh

Archer: Sooo pretty

T'Pol: Humans

Trip: ..and this is what my Vulvan Herpes looked like 1 week after I applied the ointment

Malcom:

Trip's christmas list left a lot to be desired

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "You know, if you turn it upside down, it looks kind of like..."

Reed: "I'm not falling for your 'Wanna look at my Wii?' joke again."

Even in a moneyless society, one still had to pay for their hookers.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"See?

TOLD ya the toilet pipe juncture on C Deck, Section 2 was blocked. Probably from last month's Tex-Mex Fiesta Dinner in the mess hall."

MALCOLM:"What did you order?"

TRIP:"Nothin' right now. I wanna keep my stomach and bowels empty in case I empty 'em in fright in the next hour or so."

"Damn Xbox 360 game setups. Shit, this is gonna take at least fifteen minutes."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Nice design, Trip.

But...don't you think the ship should be a little...I dunno...bigger?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "What do you mean my exact twin is on my right?"

 

[Gertch]

Jolene: "Hey, who put my toy ship way up there?"
Scott (hums nervously)

In the future, politicians make no bones about what they'll give in exchange for your vote.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Well I'll be damned! The fanboys were right!!!

TRIP: I'm tell ya, Soylent Green is made from....

ARCHER: Who do I talking to about franchise opportunities?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ackbar: "The Death Star is being protected by a forcefield generator on the Forest Moon of Endor. A strike team will go in and disable it. Then- what are you people doing in my command room?"

OR

Archer: "Is that a gorilla?"

Trip: "No, that's an Akira- I mean the NX-01.. DAMNIT!"

T'pol: "This joke is 2 caption contests old, Captain."

Trip: "Check it out, I can make people puke with the power of my mind."

Apparently, Commander Tucker's bedroom services were quite expensive.

 

[Nebusj]

``For the last time, Captain. That Enterprise is small. Our Enterprise is far away. Small --- Far Away.''

``I don't know, Reed, I just feel guilty about us being the only couple who could have an awkwardly small table and uncomfortable chairs to sit on. Shouldn't we share our painful accommodations?''

``Okay, last section of the SATs, no time to panic --- first, is there an obviously wrong answer? Can I rule anything out? Oh, blast it ... are there any answers that cancel each other? Think, think, think! Oh, man, if I blow this I'm never getting into Ramapo.''

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: All the action's on the other side of the mall.

 

[E-Blonde]

Archer, Trip and T'Pol make a special guest appearance on Pimp My Spaceride.

 

[Alyssa]

Trip: I'm telling you Malcom the reason Daniels sent us back here is to find and elimininate this guy ..... erm ..... Gary Glitter

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"I thought I told you to have that repainted?"

TRIP:"I was plannin' on gettin' around to it."

T'POL:"That's not what you told me the night you got intoxicated on your private stock of bourbon and bad-mouthed the captain and the size of his genitalia for two straight hours."

"Damn DIEBOLD machines.

Last time I used one of these, I ended up buying 500 kilos of Pat Buchanan."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Think THIS joint is awesome?


Wait'll I show you the arcade and MEGA Toys 'R' Us at the other end!"

 

[Mistral]

Malcom was fascinated with Trip's discourse on warp drives. So fascinated, in fact, that he could barely keep his snoring to himself.

 

[Mistral]

Trip: "I'm tellin' ya, Cap'n, baby blue is the way to go! We're gonna pick up so many chics in this thing!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Check it out, Captain!

This big golden bong projects holograms so you don't have to hallucinate all by yourself!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"We better hurry up and finish eatin', Malcolm.

We don't wanna miss Space Santa handin' out free gift certificates on the starboard landing platform of the mall."