Caption Contest 16: Rest Stop Blues

[Alrik]

Trip: Finally got your i-phone working Mal, see? I met this guy at the other end of the Food Court. Said his dad was a TV repair man and that he had the ultimate set of tools.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"See this?

Look...

I finally conquered the last level of my PSP Mario game."

 

[Nerys Myk]

REED: I think I'm gonna hurl, man!

TRIP: Thanks for the heads up Bro!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: "Nothin' personal, but are you ready to leave yet?

Bed, Bath and Beyond will be closed in an hour. And I ain't goin' back on the ship without a sweet-smellin' birthday present for T'Pol!"

 

[Alrik]

Archer: How sweet is that? Hey Trip! I found something for next movie night.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: You got any credits? I'm a little short.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIPO: Gotta go. Some kid got his pants caught in the escalator again!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"If we hurry up and finish eatin', we can make it to the Free Hovercar drawing down on level one!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Phlox has GOT to do something about the temperature controls in decon."

 

[Rat Boy]

Trip: "It took me all morning to get that damn kiddie merry-go-round working again."

Reed: "Oh yeah, well some guy hopped up on shrooms, stripped naked, pissed in the fountain, and proceeded to shit in the juice machine at the Orange Julius. Guess who had to clean up after that without vomiting? Top that."

Trip: "I...can't."

 

[Cky]

Archer & Trip: It's... so shiney..

Trip: See, I told you. T'Pol and Sato made their own version of '2 girls 1 cup'.

Archer: Swe?

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Crap.

The station forgot to fabricate the gaming controls."

TRIP:"Here. Check it out.

Nude photo of Hoshi gettin' out of her shower. Rigged a camera to the ceiling of her quarters just before we ran into the Romulan mines."

ARCHER:"Great.

The ONE station in a ten-sector radius that won't take North American Express."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"I've got it ALL planned out to the letter, Malcolm! Look...

We finish eatin' here...then hit the Imagination Station...spend fifteen minutes there...then walk on over to the Spencer's Gifts to see if they got some of them hot thong bikini posters...then we can still make it to the Cineplex to catch ROCKY XXXV before 1600 hours!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP:Hurry up Malcolm, they start changing the lingerie on the Victoria's Secret mannequins in two minutes.

 

[Atavachron]

"Whew!"


Atavachron

 

[Triskelion]

Freeze!