Caption Contest 15: Man Sweat

[Santa Kang]

TRIP: I'm glad they got together in the end. (wipes away tears)

TRAVIS: Yeah, but she still died. (sobs quietly)

Sees Archer and Reed

TRIP: OH yeah what game!!!!! Totally kicked some ass!!!!

TRAVIS: You know it! The honeys love winners!

 

[SantaEddie74]

TRIP:"We surrender!!"

We admit it. WE smeared our ballsweat all over the equipment!"

ARCHER:"Uh-oh.

Looks like hastily-concocted, low budget CGI trouble! RUN!!!"

 

[E-Blonde]

Its a REBOOT!

 

[SantaEddie74]

Trip shoots...

He dies stupidly in the finale!

(*Boos from bleachers*)

 

[E-Blonde]

Nevermind

 

[jgdst]

Trip: I... just... get... so... LONELY!
Mayweather: I'm right here sir. I only look like I've been greenscreened in.
Trip: YAY!
Mayweather: YAY!

Jolene Blalock discovers she has another 4 hour decon scene at the end of the episode.

 

[E-Blonde]

No matter how hard they tried in a game of charades, T'Pol would always guess 'Village People'.

 

[Triskelion]

Now where did I park my AMC Pacer. Oh crap!

Dingleberry-free, ladies and gentlemen!

 

[Rat Boy]

Road Runner: "Meep, meep!"

 

[Noname On A Naughty List]

Cmdr. Tucker: "YATTA!"
Lt. Mayweather: ".....!" (Hey, he NEVER says anything)

Capt. Archer: "The Visitors Guide to Arrakis says there are supposed to be spice fields here, but all I see is more #@!# desert. Oh. wait! There's an annotation here that says: See entry under 'The sleeper has awakened'..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer (off-camera and thinking): Why am I reminded of Top Gun all of a sudden.

 

[SantaEddie74]

TRIP:"See? No underarm wetness!"

TRAVIS:"But his shorts? WAY different story, yo."

 

[SantaEddie74]

WAYLON JENNINGS VOICE-OVER:"Well, 'round about this time ol' Sheriff Archer saw the Duke Boys a-comin' over the ridge in the Admiral Lee speeder...and hatched him a scheme to foil them once and for all!"

 

[Santa Kang]

TRIP: Congratulate me boys! I scored with Sub-Commander T'Pol

TRAVIS: And I got to watch!

TRIP: What???

 

[SantaEddie74]

WARPIN' TO THE OLDIES

The new craze that's sweeping Starfleet from science vessel to starship!

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Jawa Farts.

Disgusting creatures!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Trip and Travis: "MOVIE SIGN!"

 

[Triskelion]

With Trip's help, Archer made sure Mayweather's new ploy for attention would fall flat.

 

[Mistral]

When Trip and Mayweather came back from leave no one suspected the carefully disguised, miniature whores they'd brought back with them. Through the use of alien cloaking technology, they managed to carry them to their quarters right under the crew's noses.

 

[Alyssa]

Where will you be when your Plomeek soup catches up to you?

The day the Village people took over the ship was met with mixed emotions.

(Man that last one sucks )