California sucks!!!11

[Tiberius Jim]

I just want to say to all of them that I just went to the beach. In winter. On a Tuesday. In shorts.

^_^

... and on your way to the hospital after stepping on the five used hypodermic needles, you were carjacked in the path of a wildfire.

And the ambulance driver stole your credit cards and sold them via the internet.

Joe, warm

Er, no. And they're called paramedics and EMT's, not ambulance drivers. That's like calling a police officer a "police car driver".