Best Line in Voyager!!!
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HAHAHAHA. Wrong decade, dude.[/i]Missing. The Captain is missing. Seems like I found myself on the Voyage of the dammed[/i] - The Doc
Slice these vegetables transversely in 5 millimetre intervals - Seven
There is nothing logical about the pon farr. It is a time when instinct and emotion dominate over reason.
Curious. I've never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects. This vessel has 'done' nothing - it's an assemblage of bulkheads, conduits, tritanium. Nothing more.
(Janeway: Fire at will.) Tuvok: I have the will, but not the means, Captain. Targetting control is down.
I have much more important things to do than engage in the preparation of nutritionally deficient foods.
I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him. - Tuvok
You're on your way back to being normal, though I'm not sure how the word 'normal' applies to a species that suppresses all their emotions.
Don't be so sure. You haven't seen me in a bathing suit - Doc
This man s my friend! Nobody touches him! (awwwww how sweet xD)
Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose.
All taken from http://www.star-trek-voyager.net/crew_wisdom.htm Really good ones in there
Slice these vegetables transversely in 5 millimetre intervals - Seven
There is nothing logical about the pon farr. It is a time when instinct and emotion dominate over reason.
Curious. I've never understood the human compulsion to emotionally bond with inanimate objects. This vessel has 'done' nothing - it's an assemblage of bulkheads, conduits, tritanium. Nothing more.
(Janeway: Fire at will.) Tuvok: I have the will, but not the means, Captain. Targetting control is down.
I have much more important things to do than engage in the preparation of nutritionally deficient foods.
I wait until his own illogic overwhelms him. - Tuvok
You're on your way back to being normal, though I'm not sure how the word 'normal' applies to a species that suppresses all their emotions.
Don't be so sure. You haven't seen me in a bathing suit - Doc
This man s my friend! Nobody touches him! (awwwww how sweet xD)
Then study this: Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose.
All taken from http://www.star-trek-voyager.net/crew_wisdom.htm Really good ones in there
From "The Cloud"
Neelix: Now look what she's gotten us into! I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them!
Kes: These people are natural born explorers, Neelix.
Neelix: These people are natural-born idiots, if you ask me! They don't appreciate what they have here! This ship is the match of any vessel within a hundred lightyears and what do they do with it? 'Well, uh, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!'
Later the same episode
The Doctor: What were we doing in a nebula? No wait, don't tell me, we were investigating. That's all we do around here. Why pretend we're going home at all? All we're going to do is investigate every millimetre of this quadrant, aren't we?
Neelix: Now look what she's gotten us into! I'm smart enough to go around nebulas when I encounter them!
Kes: These people are natural born explorers, Neelix.
Neelix: These people are natural-born idiots, if you ask me! They don't appreciate what they have here! This ship is the match of any vessel within a hundred lightyears and what do they do with it? 'Well, uh, let's see if we can't find some space anomaly today that might rip it apart!'
Later the same episode
The Doctor: What were we doing in a nebula? No wait, don't tell me, we were investigating. That's all we do around here. Why pretend we're going home at all? All we're going to do is investigate every millimetre of this quadrant, aren't we?
After the Vidians or some race board the ship and walk onto the bridge, Janeway and Chakotay stand up, turn around and with a pleasent smile on Janeways face (As auto destruct reaches 5 seconds)
"Hello im Captain Janeway, welcome to the bridge"
BOOOOM (Ship explodes)
Nothing says "FU" better than welcoming the invaders only to blow them up.
"Hello im Captain Janeway, welcome to the bridge"
BOOOOM (Ship explodes)
Nothing says "FU" better than welcoming the invaders only to blow them up.
Loads and loads, but....
Chakotay : "You were working for her. Seska was working for them. Was anyone on board that ship working for me?" (State Of Flux)
I also have a soft spot for :
Janeway: "Speaking of risks. Are you ready to try some home cooking?"
Chakotay: "I'll alert Sickbay." (Timeless)
Chakotay : "You were working for her. Seska was working for them. Was anyone on board that ship working for me?" (State Of Flux)
I also have a soft spot for :
Janeway: "Speaking of risks. Are you ready to try some home cooking?"
Chakotay: "I'll alert Sickbay." (Timeless)
That's still the topper for me, too.
Yep, last lines spoken in "Deadlock".
One of mine is from "Dreadnaught"
The ship was set to self destruck, the crew had abandon ship and Janeway & Tuvok remained behind to use the ship to destroy the "dreadnaught" torpedo. However......
Janeway- "Doctor, I forgot about you."
EMH- "How flattering."
Well I've just watched Someone To Watch Over Me... and pretty much everything The Doctor and Seven says cracks me up...
But I particularly like when Seven asks the crewmember out for dinner then says 'a dropped tool in the workplace can be a hazard, try to be more careful in future' - it's the way she tells um
But I particularly like when Seven asks the crewmember out for dinner then says 'a dropped tool in the workplace can be a hazard, try to be more careful in future' - it's the way she tells um
I love the dude from "Kids in the Hall" as the Monk with Neelix.DangerMouse said:
Well I've just watched Someone To Watch Over Me... and pretty much everything The Doctor and Seven says cracks me up...
But I particularly like when Seven asks the crewmember out for dinner then says 'a dropped tool in the workplace can be a hazard, try to be more careful in future' - it's the way she tells um
When he gets drunk, passes out and then starts hitting on Seven, I just loose it!
"Seven of Mine, assimilate me!!! Pleeeeease!!"
Hmmm..there were a lot of great lines throughout Voy. But the one that cracks me up was with the Doc in "Basics Part I" when he is accidentally beamed off of Voy out into space with those holographic ships. "HEEEEELLLPPP!! MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" And his facial expressions and the way he carries himself when he finally gets back to sickbay. !!! He groans and tells B'Ellana: "I told you we needed to run ONE LAST SYSTEMS CHECK!!" !!!! HILARIOUS!
And of course, there is Tinker, Tenor, Dr, Spy where the Doc starts singing.."Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man..." That had me laughing so hard I was falling off the bed!!!! I wanted one of my friends to see that ep with me and we both started laughing histerically at the Doc singing to Tuvok when he was supposedly going through the pon farr. How priceless!!!
"HEEEEELLLPPP!! MAN OVERBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" And his facial expressions and the way he carries himself when he finally gets back to sickbay. !!! He groans and tells B'Ellana: "I told you we needed to run ONE LAST SYSTEMS CHECK!!" !!!! HILARIOUS!And of course, there is Tinker, Tenor, Dr, Spy where the Doc starts singing.."Tuvok I understand, you are a Vulcan man..."
That had me laughing so hard I was falling off the bed!!!! I wanted one of my friends to see that ep with me and we both started laughing histerically at the Doc singing to Tuvok when he was supposedly going through the pon farr. How priceless!!!Similar threads
