Best Line in Voyager!!!

[Searider Falcon]

I love the Pon Farr song!

From that same episode, I also adore the scene in the briefing room when all the women are flirting with him. The line that really slays me is when they all start actually fighting over him and Janeway tells B'Elanna "YOU...are dismissed!"

It's totally the way she delivers it, has me howling with laughter every time!

Oh, and it's not a line, but earlier in that scene when Janeway's had the EMH cop a feel of her ass...I don't know how they managed to ever film that scene (or well, most of this episode) without completely losing it each time. I bet they had a lot of fun filming that one!

 

[Kitty Worrier]

I love that line too!

"You are dismissed" *cocks eyebrow, smirks*

It gets me rolling everytime.

 

[AstroSmurf]

Speaking of... I love the first time Janeway dresses down Neelix. After she blasts his mohawk against the back wall she looks at him and says, "Dismissed... that's Starfleet for get out."

And the entire conversation between Seven and Harry when she thinks he wants to have sex with her. That matter of fact "Take you clothes off" she barks at him is hysterical.

 

[Capt_Piett]

I've always been partial to the last line Janeway has in Year of Hell before the timeline reverts back when she gets ready to ram Voyager into the Krenim mothership, "Time's up."

Also loved the one where the Hirogen have taken over Voyager and force the crew to fight in the holodeck where the Doctor and the newly free Neelix are talking and the Klingons come over and make Neelix lead the charge and the Doctor says, "You heard the man. Run along now. I'll re-attach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them" <Klingon A then hands the Doctor a knife saying, "You will be our backup!> They go off saying K'Plah, but the Doctor twirls the knife and says, "Talley ho!"

 

[1001001]

"Fun will now commence" is pretty good.

But my favorite is definitely "Time's Up!!"

 

[Akiraprise]

From 'Message in a Bottle'
Hirogen commander is trying to jam Voyagers link to the Alpha Quadrant.

TORRES: We're boosting the signal gain as high as it'll go. I think we can cut through the alien's jamming signal.
HIROGEN [on screen]: I warned you.
JANEWAY: I apologise for our intrusion. Allow me to explain.
HIROGEN: No explanations!
JANEWAY: Your relay network gave us the unique opportunity to communicate with our people. They are very far away and we're expecting a message back from them.
HIROGEN [on screen]: All messages will be intercepted.
TORRES: He's trying to jam the link again.
JANEWAY: There must be some room for negotiation. Isn't there anything you might accept in exchange for [Hirogen is shocked on screen] - what happened?
SEVEN: I generated a feedback surge along our sensor link.
TORRES: You killed him?
SEVEN: It was a mild shock. He will recover.
JANEWAY: And when he does?
SEVEN: He wasn't responding to diplomacy.
JANEWAY: Is the sensor link stable?
SEVEN: Yes, Captain.
JANEWAY: Keep watching for the Doctor. Let me know if our friend gives us any more trouble.
TORRES: Mild shock. Not bad.
SEVEN: Thank you.

 

[Miral_Janeway]

"Can you wake him?"
"I don't see why not. WAKE UP, LIEUTENANT!!"
The only good thing to come of Threshold.

 

[Kitty Worrier]

^definitely one of the funnier moments. Loved the look on Janeway's face.

 

[Arianwen]

Kitty Worrier said:
^definitely one of the funnier moments. Loved the look on Janeway's face.

Gotta love his "bedside manner"

Actually, I like that episode. The part when Paris yacks up his own tongue is...gross and funny at the same time. I love when Chakotay and Tuvok find the...critters on the planet and C is like "I dunno how I'm going to enter THIS in the log" and T says "I'm interested in reading it."

 

[Kitty Worrier]

Indeed, some very funny lines.

I like how Janeway said maybe SHE initiated the mating. buahahhahahah!

 

[Arianwen]

^ Oh yeah...that was awesome! Poor Paris... (omg I mean the character not the celebutard that's in jail right now!)

 

[Kitty Worrier]

Indeed. As wierd/bad as the episode was, there were some really funny moments. That whole end scene was just hilarious.

 

[Arianwen]

Hey, they did break the warp 10 barrier. It wasn't a total waste of an ep.

 

[BorgBabe]

"I'm a doctor not a doorstop." -doc's reaction to having to stall boarding Borgs.

 

[Kitty Worrier]

That wasn't in Voyager though...

 

[Candlelight]

"Mr Chakotay... your stick?"

Really kicked off the whole J/C'ers.

 

[May 20]

"Computer, delete the wife."

Cracks me up every time, even though I know lots of people don't like it.

 

[Gadrin]

I Love Chakotay said:
Loads and loads, but....

Chakotay : "You were working for her. Seska was working for them. Was anyone on board that ship working for me?" (State Of Flux)

I also have a soft spot for :

Janeway: "Speaking of risks. Are you ready to try some home cooking?"
Chakotay: "I'll alert Sickbay." (Timeless)

yup pretty good ones, since Chakotay is usually in the loop on things.

Chakotay and Neelix comparing "old man body stories" in Scientific Method (S4) is pretty good.

Chakotay: "Do you smell something ?"

Neelix: "I'm afraid it's me. I'm developing Mylean sweat glands."

Chakotay: "At least you still have your hair."

and on...

 

[Kitty Worrier]

May 20 said:
"Computer, delete the wife."

Cracks me up every time, even though I know lots of people don't like it.

I'm sorry, but that whole bit is hilarious to me. All of it. "make him this height" and so on. It was too much, and that's why it's great.

 

[Searider Falcon]

"If I ever have any questions about mating behavior, I'll know where to go."

*snicker*