Best Line in Voyager!!!

[Richard1701]

"Tuvok I understand,
You are a vulcan man,
You have just gone without,
For seven years...about,
Paris please find the way,
To load a hypospray,
I will give you the sign,
Just aim for his behind.
HORMONES ARE RAGING,
SYNAPSES BLAZING!
IT'S ALL SO VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!"

- EMH "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy"

 

[AuntKate]

I love the conversation between Janeway and Chakotay in "11:59" in her ready room when she's discussing what will be remembered of them in the future:

JANEWAY: Let me guess. The holographic engineer is having problems with her program. Neelix, the Cardassian cook, is low on supplies. Seven of Twelve is regenerating and Captain Chakotay is doing just fine. Just wondering how they'll piece together our lives a few hundred years from now.
CHAKOTAY: Depends on how big the pieces are.
JANEWAY: A PADD here, a Captain's log there, maybe a couple of holodeck programs. It won't be as much to go on as we might think.

I really like the entire interaction, but Janeway's last line, with Chakotay's grin in reaction, is burned into my memory:

CHAKOTAY: Don't be too hard on her. [Shannon O'Donnel] may not have known she was supposed to live up to your expectations.
JANEWAY: Oh, I'll get over it. But the question is, when we get back to Earth, how will I break the news to Aunt Martha?

 

[exodus]

Capt. Braxton: "You Quasi-Cardassian Totalitarian!!!"

Rain Robinson: "..and Mr. Leasure Suit over here."
The Doc. : "Now there's a name I hadn't considered."

 

[Searider Falcon]

From The Q and the Grey:

Q: You're playing hard to get.
Janeway: As far as you're concerned, Q, I'm impossible to get.

--
Q: I know that you're probably asking yourself, 'Why would a brilliant, handsome, dashingly omnipotent being like Q want to mate with a scrawny little bipedal specimen like me?
Janeway: Let me guess! No one else in the universe will have you!
Q: Nonsense! I could have chosen a Klingon Targ! A Romulan empress! A Cyrillian microbe!
Janeway: Really? I beat out a single-celled organism? How flattering!

--
Q: I've never figured out what you see in this big oaf anyway. Is it the tattoo? Because MINE'S BIGGER!
Janeway: Not big enough.

--


I know a lot of people don't seem to care much for this ep, but I just adore their banter! I always rewind the scene in her quarters several times when I watch it because it's just that funny to me. Snarky!Janeway is just too much fun.

Oh and one more:


Q: You! Bar rodent!

 

[Kadratis]

The one that stands out is the tattoo line from "The Q and the Grey."

Q: Is it the tattoo? Because MINE'S BIGGER!

 

[Arianwen]

I'm watching the Q ep....LOL! "You, bar rodent!" bwahha. He's so rude and obnoxious I love to hate him.

OMG!

The female Q shows up, when the male Q is talking to Janeway and trying to rope her in with a cute puppy. The female Q (who I recognise as having played a Klingon in trek before :P ) says in a snooty voice "What ARE you doing with that dog?!" Q and Janeway look at the puppy in Janeway's lap "I'm not talking about the puppy..." she says. OH! BURN! HAAHAHA.

 

[exodus]

Arianwen said:
I'm watching the Q ep....LOL! "You, bar rodent!" bwahha. He's so rude and obnoxious I love to hate him.

OMG!

The female Q shows up, when the male Q is talking to Janeway and trying to rope her in with a cute puppy. The female Q (who I recognise as having played a Klingon in trek before :P ) says in a snooty voice "What ARE you doing with that dog?!" Q and Janeway look at the puppy in Janeway's lap "I'm not talking about the puppy..." she says. OH! BURN! HAAHAHA.

That line always cracks me up because the look on Janeways face is classic!

 

[DanCPA]

"I seem to have found myself on the voyage of the damned"
the doc's "I'm a doctor not a..." lines. I love how they harken McCoy and how the Doctor is just a program

 

[EMHMark613]

Doctor: "Computer, delete Janeway" (from Projections)

Q (in Deathwish): "Say, is this a ship of the Valkyries, or have you human women finally managed to do away with your men altogether?"

 

[Kegek]

My favourite line is from Q, and it's about Chakotay's tattoo, but not the one already mentioned. It's from 'Death Wish'...

'Facial art. How very wilderness of you.'

 

[Vertex]

Apparently that episode is very quotable:

"Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?"
-Q to Janeway in "Death Wish"

 

[Kegek]

It sure is. Here's a memorable riptose from "Message in a Bottle":

EMH-1:"Stop breathing down my neck."
EMH-2:"My breathing is just a simulation."
EMH-1:"So is my neck!"

 

[Squiggy]

Vertex said:
Apparently that episode is very quotable:

"Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?"
-Q to Janeway in "Death Wish"

Indeed.

Torres: "Captain, this ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos."

 

[Leith Jones]

Whoo HOO! Nobody said this one yet:

Seven (to drunk ambassador hitting on her): Remove your hand or I will remove your arm!

 

[LeadHead]

A couple of gems:

Paris: There are some who'll say you risked my future on the eyewitness identifcation of a dog.

&

Torres: Oh, you need me. I'm touched.

 

[May 20]

All these quotes make me want to break out my DVDs and rewatch them.

 

[Arianwen]

No, all these quotes make you want to send your DVDs to me.

 

[JM1776]

[JM1776 at last realizes where his DVDs have gone. ]

Watch it, May 20. That "old Jedi mind trick" will get you every time.

As to the topic ...

... I'd have to go with one Tuvok's droll observations, such as, "Mr. Neelix, you are an unending source of astonishment."

 

[Arianwen]

*hides pilfered DVDs* I aint done nuttin. Honest .

 

[LeadHead]

I can't believe I forgot this one:
"Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding."