Best line in star trek hstory

[Cmdr.Druss]

Many of the Doctor's brilliantly delivered lines:

EMH - "Who would have thought that this eclectic group of voyagers could actually become a family? Starfleethttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Starfleet, Maquishttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Maquis, Klingonhttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Klingon, Talaxian, Hologramhttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hologram, Borghttp://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Borg, even Mr Paris"

EMH - "What did he ingest?"
B'Elanna - "Just a cup of Neelix's coffee."
EMH - "It's a miracle he's still alive"

 

[RPJOB]

We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands! But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers ... but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes! Knowing that we're not going to kill - today! - Kirk - A Taste of Armageddon

 

[CorporalClegg]

"There's an old saying: 'Fortune favors the bold!' Well, I guess we're about to find out."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

There is a multilegged creature crawling on your shoulder.

 

[Methos]

Data - "Ohhhhhh shit!" ~ Generations

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[Mr. Laser Beam]

Bashir in "Trials and Tribble-ations":

"I can't wait to get back to Deep Space Nine and see your face when you find out that I never existed!"

 

[MacLeod]

^I like "Second star to the right and straight on til morning" better.

I did consider that, but whilst it was a line in Star Trek, isn't the line really from Peter Pan?

 

[Iamnotspock]

My friend is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears. They're ... actually quite easy to explain... The unfortunate accident he had as a child, he caught his head in a mechanical ... rice picker. Fortunately, there was an American missionary working nearby who happened to be a skilled plastic surgeon in civilian life...

- Kirk, explaining Spock's appearance to a police officer in 1930, The City on the Edge of Forever​

 

[The Castellan]

If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Don't even have to write it.

 

[sojourner]

^Was it "Not Now Meridith!"?

 

[Nightdiamond]

"Come on! There has to be another way out of this! You people have rituals for everything except waste extraction!"
Quark talking about Klingons

"I-am-a human being dammit!You can deny me all you want but you can't deny Ben Sisko. He exists! That space station -- those people -- that future -- they exist!" Sisko: FBTS

"It's a Faaaaaake!" Senator Vreenak: In The Pale Moonlight


~~"My love is a fever, longing still For that which longer nurseth the disease." ~~

~~When I have plucked the rose I cannot give it vital growth again - it needs must wither!~~ Nine. Eight.

~~Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all! Seven. Six. Five. Four. Thr-

Picard: Menage A Tois

 

[MacLeod]

^Was it "Not Now Meridith!"?

Close I think it was

"Not now, Madeline!"

 

[Trek Survivor]

"Let him dream" -
Robert Picard, "Family"

"I thought you said people like us don't have family."
"I was wrong."
McCoy and Kirk, STV:TFF

"I don't want you to take my pain away. I NEED MY PAIN".
Kirk, STV:TFF
(that movie has so many great lines)

"The sky's the limit"
Picard, "All Good Things"

"Starfleet was founded to seek out new life. Well, there it sits!"
Picard, "The Measure of a Man"

 

[sbk1234]

"Double dumb-ass on you!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Spock, where the hell's the power you promised me?"
"One damn minute, Admiral."

 

[sbk1234]

"Are you sure this isn't a good time for a colorful metaphor?"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

"I'm sure you've brought one of those famed Starfleet engineers that can turn rocks into replicators."

 

[F. King Daniel]

An hilarious line from William Rotsler's Star Trek Short Stories. Admiral Tatenen, warning Admiral Kirk about the friendish Klingons: "You give them a parsec and they'll take a light-year, son!"

What a cautious bunch! (1 parsec is 3.26 light years. Did not do research!)

 

[sbk1234]

The sad part is I wouldn't have known there was anything wrong with that Trekified expression had it not been pointed out to me.