Batwoman
Season 3, Episode 12 - "We're All Mad Here"
Luke Fox/Batwing: Qualifications (SEE NOTES).
Alice / Mary: Alice steals and uses the Joker buzzer, renders herself unconscious and has to be rescued. Later she claims she feels like Beth again. Time jump to Beth in court, where a defense attorney spews some BS about Alice's empathy being restored by an electrical shock, and since she's no longer insane, all charges against "Alice" have been dropped. On the courtroom steps, Wilder drops by to give Beth a harsh talking-to, blaming her for using the buzzer's last charge, and accusing her of never being able to run away from who she really is.
That will be a recurring point in this episode.
"Beth" visits the grave of her mother, and is met by Ocean, but her joy is short lived, as he tells her she does not deserve a happy ending, then collapses in pain--dying again. Apparently, court, her freedom and Ocean were all hallucinations--along with the buzzer, which was simply a scribbling on paper, leading Alice to scream wildly at her own reflection. Begging Mary for anti-psychotics and the buzzer, she soon realizes Mary is Mary, who whines about Alice not preventing her (you know, the one with superpowers...) from murdering people--using her.
Mary finds the family of the hunter she murdered, and is close to admitting she's the murderer, when the widow says a woman claiming to be Alice called and took responsibility for the murder (SEE NOTES)
Alice continues to hallucinate--imagining she's on the hunt for the buzzer, but seeing Mouse (who also tells her she deserves no happiness). After encountering and knocked out by Marquis, she's kidnapped and taken to a room of bound Black Glove Society members--including Gordon's ex-wife Barbara, the head of Arkham and Jada, where Marquis intends to kill them.
Marquis places a mask on Barbara's face, forcing her to inhale the equivalent of all of the doses Arkham administered to her son. Moving on to Jada, Marquis threatens to freeze her, but is attacked by Alice...only for Marquis to beat her down, and offer her a position as his "Harley" to his "Joker". This segues into a flashback to how the Joker (SEE NOTES) hijacked Marquis' bus--the same bus that caused the accident which killed Kate and Beth's mother (Plot Convenience 101, Part 1). Discount Joker uses this tale to convince Alice that they have a connection born of destiny.
In exchange for her freedom, Alice promises to give Marquis something that would make the Joker want to be him (even a dead Joker would not want to be this Dollar Store copy). That something is access to the Batcave (SEE NOTES).
BW arrives, and frees Jada (who says she's not leaving armor-plated, rooftop-jumping BW with Marquis, as if Jada--recently and so easily kidnapped--was going to pose any believable opposition. Plot Convenience 101, Part 2 happens, and BW is nearly killed by Marquis, until Jada returns, declaring Marquis is not her son, firing a gun at him at point blank range, yet she misses. Gee....oh, well, her poor aim was brought to you by Plot Convenience 101, Part 3, which allows Marquis to escape. Jada goes to BW's side, promising she will not abandon her again.
At the cemetery, Sophie confronts Alice to obtain the buzzer; Alice disarms Sophie, but thanks to the timely arrival of Batwing, Alice is disarmed, captured and tossed back into Arkham. Losing her grip, she imagines Ocean and Mouse threatening to remind her of her ill ways forever. She regains her composure long enough to tell Mary she told Marquis about the Batcave...
Mary finds the family of the hunter she murdered, and is close to admitting she's the murderer, when the widow says a woman claiming to be Alice called and took responsibility for the murder (SEE NOTES)
Wilder/BW: Jada Jet / Marquis the Discount Joker: Jada and Sophie argue over who gets to Days of Our Lives-it up with Wilder, and something about Marquis. When Sophie reads some info about Commissioner Gordon's son J.J. being found with human body parts in his closet (leading to Gordon's divorce), Jada becomes paranoid and flees, only for Sophie to confront her--about her association with the Black Glove society. Jada provides no answers and rushes into her car...only its not her car, but an identical vehicle courtesy of her kidnappers. Luke learns the car was purchased by Wayne Enterprises--implicating Marquis. Now, instead of Wilder asking BATWING to join her in the search...you know, the most qualified member of the team--she takes Sophie. Gee, I wonder why, Caroline Dries.
Sigh. The Batwoman Brain Trust has to dream up a plan to stop Marquis...really? The man contributed to a recent crime spike after setting a number of Arkham rubber room jockeys free--which was an act known to the public (IOW, his connection / responsibility cannot be denied). All it would take is the GCPD to interrogate one of the Arkham nutjobs to uncover how and why they were released, and its goodbye Discount Joker. But that's the rational method of solving the problem, so there's no way Dries and her pile of hacks will ever embrace rationality.
NOTES:
Luke is a genius and has a powerful crime-fighting suit (and about the only main character who has not committed some sort of crime), yet a character who--on paper--should be play a larger role remains the most marginalized character on the series....
Egad. Once again, the showrunners are Hell-bent on Mary never facing the consequences of her numerous screw-ups...and yeah, a couple of murders.With Mary's heart a-bleedin' over Alice taking the blame for the murders she committed, do not be shocked if she will do something exceptionally stupid to help Alice, despite the latter's ultimate betrayal.
On that note, there's no way Luke should ever forgive Alice for revealing the location of the Batcave and all of its secrets; his father was an integral part of the Bat-business, and over the course of two seasons, he's witnessed his father's work and legacy ripped out of his hands by others. One, Luke--more than common criminal Wilder (that is her public reputation)--should have been the natural selection to head Wayne. Two, if Luke had been the head of Wayne, there's no Marquis scheme to use against him, as Luke had no skeletons in his closet or a personal connection for Marquis to exploit. Instead, Luke has no control or authority over that which in every ethical sense--belongs to him. Well, its a Caroline Dries series, so he was going to be crapped on repeatedly, and will never utter even a word of protest over the 300-car pile-up that occurred the moment Wilder touched the suit.
Even a stand-in Joker was not handled well at all, and the bright-as-July-4th-fireworks forced connection between Marquis and the Kane family added nothing to Alice, or Marquis for that matter other than a means for Marquis to learn what he was too thick-skulled to uncover for himself.
Next week: the season finale.
GRADE: D-.