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Bad Trek Jokes, Part II

And the Jem'hadar whip out their kar'takins...

Q: Santa Claus, a female Jem'Hadar, and Captain Sisko jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
A: Sisko hits first. The other two don't exist.
 
And the Jem'hadar whip out their kar'takins...

Q: Santa Claus, a female Jem'Hadar, and Captain Sisko jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first?
A: Sisko hits first. The other two don't exist.

Sisko doesn't hit the ground. The Prophets take him before that happens.
 
You know the one joke in STAR TREK that never got finished that I want to know the answer to?

"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar..."
 
You know the one joke in STAR TREK that never got finished that I want to know the answer to?

"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar..."
I'm also still waiting on an explanation for why the clown can stay but Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.

Maybe they're related :lol:
 
The monk gets lots of dirty looks because he takes up a space at the table, but doesn't drink or fornicate.

The clone gets arrested because his DNA donor didn't pay his 45,000 Bgpl* bar tab.

The Ferengi winds up owning the place.


*Bgpl = Bars of gold press latinum
 
I think the best bad Trek joke is by the Sisko himself, which Garak politely ignores. From In the Pale Moonlight:

GARAK: Vreenak believes he's on the winning side, so until you can prove otherwise, you may have to put up with a certain... acerbic attitude.

SISKO: Er, Mr. Garak, after having spent a week with you, I have developed a very, very thick skin.

GARAK: ...good luck.

[GARAK leaves]
 
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