Bad Trek Jokes, Part II
- Thread starter Lord Garth
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Morgan Earp: I always said you was yellow, Clanton.
Kirk: That's a common misconception--I'm avocado.
Kirk: That's a common misconception--I'm avocado.
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Not A Dominion Spy
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Five Jem’Hadar walk into a bar and order drinks. The bar tender says “sorry, we don’t serve anyone under 21”
Sisko doesn't exist, except in Benny Russell's imagination.
You can deny me all you want but you can't deny Ben Sisko – He exists! That future, that space station, all those people – they exist in here! In my mind!
Sisko doesn't hit the ground. The Prophets take him before that happens.
You know the one joke in STAR TREK that never got finished that I want to know the answer to?
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar..."
"A monk, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar..."
I'm also still waiting on an explanation for why the clown can stay but Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.
Maybe they're related
I've got a bad Trek joke for you:
Rick Berman...
Rick Berman...
That was a good joke in the beginning, but it got progressively worse as time went on.
This thread is for jokes...not outright disasters (and I say that AS a TOS fan).I got another one:
Star Trek V
I think the best bad Trek joke is by the Sisko himself, which Garak politely ignores. From In the Pale Moonlight:
GARAK: Vreenak believes he's on the winning side, so until you can prove otherwise, you may have to put up with a certain... acerbic attitude.
SISKO: Er, Mr. Garak, after having spent a week with you, I have developed a very, very thick skin.
GARAK: ...good luck.
[GARAK leaves]
GARAK: Vreenak believes he's on the winning side, so until you can prove otherwise, you may have to put up with a certain... acerbic attitude.
SISKO: Er, Mr. Garak, after having spent a week with you, I have developed a very, very thick skin.
GARAK: ...good luck.
[GARAK leaves]
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