Bad Starship Names

[Oddish]

USS Wacky Weed
USS Sneaky Snake
USS Hair Bear
USS Bees Knees
USS Cat Sat on Mat

 

[Vanyel]

USS PLOT HOLE

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS PLOT HOLE

A holy ship /s

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Just a Little Off the Top

U.S.S. Echo Echo Echo

U.S.S. Say What? You Jive turkey!

 

[Verteron]

USS Miinibaashkiminasiganibiitoosijiganibadagwiingweshiganibakwezhigan

(This means Blueberry Pie in Ojibwe)

 

[Hawku]

USS Don't Forget to Bring a Towel

 

[Vanyel]

USS ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

 

[Oddish]

USS Holy Priceless Collection of Etruscan snoods, Batman

 

[Vanyel]

USS MISCELLANEOUS

 

[Toril Toran]

USS Miinibaashkiminasiganibiitoosijiganibadagwiingweshiganibakwezhigan

(This means Blueberry Pie in Ojibwe)

I am not sure that will fit on the hull.

U.S.S. Blabbermouth

 

[Oddish]

USS Circumfrence
USS Circumlocution
USS Circumstance
USS Circumvention
USS Circumscription
USS Circumcision

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Prescription

 

[Oddish]

USS Circumnavigation... actually, that one's not so bad. Has shades of Magellan, actually.

 

[Vanyel]

USS CIRCUMCISION

 

[Oddish]

^ Because when male junk and sharp objects come in close proximity, it's not going to be a happy time.

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Schmiel Moyle
Oy vey!

(Schmiel means a clumsy or inept person.
A Moyle is a Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions)

 

[Oddish]

[Oddish protectively grabs at a certain part of his body, reminiscent of what the crew of Spaceball One do when they see Dark Helmet approaching]

 

[Toril Toran]

It’s okay.
I don’t think he knows how to use the Schwartz.

 

[Oddish]

I hate to even get my Schwartz twisted, and that doesn't involve sharp objects.

 

[FormerLurker]

U.S.S. Schmiel Moyle
Oy vey!

(Schmiel means a clumsy or inept person.
A Moyle is a Jewish Rabbi who does circumcisions)

I thought it was spelled Schlemiel.