Bad Starship Names

[kkt]

U.S.S. Hawkeye Pierce
U.S.S. Trapper John
U.S.S. BJ Honnicut
U.S.S. Radar O’Reilly
U.S.S. Henry Blake
U.S.S. Sherman T. Potter
U.S.S. Frank Burns

U.S.S. Hot lips Houlihan

U.S.S. Maxwell Q. Klinger

MASH Class

We're gonna need USS Sidney Freedman to sort them all out.

 

[Vanyel]

USS THE CAPTAIN AND XO DON'T LISTEN TO THEIR SECURITY CHIEF

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Bill Clinton

A.k.a.

U.S.S. I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Woman

U.S.S. George Bush (Dumbass Class)

P.S. I miss W.
Not because he was a good president, but because he was entertaining to watch

 

[Discovery McDiscoveryFace]

USS They Might Be Giants

Everybody wants a shuttlecraft to wind a piece of string around.

I mean, if we're going there then "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads"
is kinda spot on.

 

[Oddish]

I mean, if we're going there then "Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads"
is kinda spot on.

All too true!

 

[Vanyel]

USS BUILT BY THE AMISH DURING ONE OF THEIR STARSHIP RAISINGS

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS I Only Watch For The Ads
USS And The Halftime Show
USS Go Seahawks!

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Thank You Avery

 

[Vanyel]

USS PON FARR

 

[Vanyel]

USS You're the one that I want (You are the one I want)

Captain Sandy
First Officer Danny Zuko
Security Chief Rizzo

USS Dottie Henson

USS THE CAPTAIN IS WAKING UP FROM A NIGHT OF PARTYING AND GOING FOR RECORD OF LONGEST PEE

USS STILWELL-ANGEL

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Harry Kim

 

[Oddish]

USS Harry Kim

There probably was at least one. I mean, the officer who overcame the near destruction of his career due to the twin debacles of a seven year ensignhood and a reprimand, to reach the second highest rank in Starfleet and have his name memorialized 800 years later? That's a shoo-in.

USS Code of Honor
USS Profit and Lace
USS Threshold

 

[Verteron]

USS R

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Lwaxana Troi - a diplomatic ship

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Harry Kim

USS Ensign Harry Kim

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. HaveyoueverheardtheTragedyofDarthPlagueistheWiseitsnotastorytheJediwouldteachyou

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Absolutes

 

[cooleddie74]

U.S.S. Maclunkey

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS Nerf Herder

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Dryer Fire

USS THE CAPTAIN IS WAKING UP FROM A NIGHT OF PARTYING AND GOING FOR RECORD OF LONGEST PEE

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