Bad Starship Names

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Sailor Moon

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Bad Boys Bad Boys Whatcha Gonna Do Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You

U.S.S. Cops

 

[Vanyel]

USS RASH FREE SINCE STARDATE 45932.1

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Jock Itch

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S Not Now Kato
U.S.S. Jacques Clouseau
U.S.S. Dreyfus

 

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USS How To Get Away With Only Murders In The Building

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS How To Get Away With Only Murders In The Building

Almost there, Only Murders In The Starship

 

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Almost there, Only Murders In The Starship

Mrs Xmas is bingeing 'How To Get Away With Murder', so I did a portmanteau.

 

[Vanyel]

USS COUNT von COUNT

One phaser burst. Two phaser bursts. Three phaser bursts. HAHAHAHA.

 

[Hawku]

U.S.S. Aww Snap!

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Dark Souls

Legendary Sovereign class ship that is rumoured to be haunted

 

[Vanyel]

USS DAVID MUIR

Not funny but good God, have you seen him in a t-shirt?

USS WHO
USS WHAT
USS i DON'T KNOW
USS TOMMOROW
USS TODAY
USS I DON'T GIVE A DARN
USS WHY

 

[Nerys Myk]

USS DAVID MUIR

Not funny but good God, have you seen him in a t-shirt?

USS WHO
USS WHAT
USS i DON'T KNOW
USS TOMMOROW
USS TODAY
USS I DON'T GIVE A DARN
USS WHY

USS Susquehanna Hat Company

 

[Vanyel]

USS COSTELLO NCC 7x13=28

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Laurel & Hardy

 

[Vanyel]

USS I'M NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED, TOMALAK

 

[Toril Toran]

U.S.S. Jack Benny
U.S.S. George Burns
U.S.S. Gracie Burns
U.S.S. Henny Youngman
U.S.S. Georgie Jessel
U.S.S. W.C. Fields

 

[The Salt Umpire]

USS Theraflu
USS Alka Seltzer Plus
USS Afrin
USS Pee Every Hour
USS Quarantine

 

[The Salt Umpire]

Context: went back to page 1 and read up to about page 80 when I joined. Some comments that I liked

SS Trazodone

First in a new line of sleeper ships.

I have sailed upon her many, many times

USS Motel 6 - Moto "We'll Leave The Light On For You".

He just won a 1.2 million lawsuit against Motel 6

Brother ships USS Larry, USS Darryl, and USS Other Darryl

You meant USS Darryl-A and USS Darryl-B

I'm pretty sure successful British actors play French characters fairly often.

They sure do play roman ones a lot!

No worries; it did me, at first, too. Not exactly Gallic-sounding.

Back on topic:-

USS Over

I guess Pierre le baguettes was taken?

USS Still, You Must Admit, The First Half of the Novel Was Quite Funny

USS Tamoon Cheekoof

USS Pavel, remember your Starfleet oath, now go and take one for the team

USS I'm Crushing Your Head

Other Captain: "why are you making that motion with your fi-- ohh, funny"

Only if it gets to be launched by Red Forman the Federation President!

Brilliant!

Everyone here has now been Rickrolled.

Surprised it took that long

The runabout is called SNAFU.

The lifepod is named TUMFU

I personally wouldn't think so. It would simply be about honouring a man who did good things, saved many lives, even when he was also a member of an political party that stood for evil things.

The National Socialist Party would have required him being a member to get the production orders he did.

Kind of

She a Stargate fan and me mostly Star Trek

You can't mix religions, man.

With those ample nacelles it can give quite the chase.

"Helmsman, execute bobbing mode"

"Oh man, I'd better get down to sickbay. The crew always gets motion sickness."

 

[Candleicious Ghost]

USS Trump

Always malfunctions and has issues staying on course


Warps out of thread